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Exciting News

Shush! everybody and gather round

mind your feet and don't make a sound

really there's something I want you to hear

and it's very good so never fear

"what's he going to say" I hear you mutter

will you please stop talking you silly nutter

whisper whisper I hear you say

if you don't shut up we'll be here all day

listen up will you not let me talk

all you've done is titter and squawk

"I'm taking Mary to a place downtown"

shush! John can you all pipe down

"did you see the film Frank said to Joe"

oh goodness gracious me jeez oh!

I can't believe this is happening today

now then lads eh what was I going to say