THIS IS THE LETTER THAT IS IN SLAYERS BOX SET THAT ME AND TIM WROTE TO THEM BACK IN THE FALL THE LAST TIME THEY PLAYED HERE AT THE XCEL ENERGY CENTER. WE RULE. YEAH. dear slayer you guys rock. we saw your tour bus by the radisson. that shit is cool. jagermeister is fucking cool too. i bet some old rich fuckers are in the room next to you. you should band some chicks real loud and piss them off. we got this band called douche bag alliance. we also rock. but we have this dilemna. we dont have a good sound clip for it. please call us and leave a message. that would fucking kick ass. oh yeah we goit leukemia all of us. and the clap too. shit sucks man. a slayer sound clip would quite possibly cure us. fucking a right man we just bought reign in blood on cd. i had that shit on tapebut this bitch that did a lot of cocaine stole it. fuckin hooker. did you guys see biohazard in club magazine? it would have been cooler to slayer ballin some chicks. yeah and we think that iron maiden is fuckin ripe too. i bell yall know maiden and shit. those guys are the shit. you should go on tour with iron maiden and play here in saint paul minnesota. that would be gnarly. so yes slayer and iron maiden rip shit up so fuckin a and whatnot. SLAYER. yall are way fucking better than good charlotte. that band fucking sucks. so keep fucking playing metal and kick some ass and get wasted bang chicks and all that shit. drink lots of beer. band a whole slew of chicks. FUCK YEAH SLAYER. if you happen to see bruce dickinson anytime soon let him know that the boys in douche bag alliance think that he is the bomb too. same goes for good old slash from the gunners. thats abou it. hells yup. yall got the mad riffage. kerry king had a wasted youth sticker on his guitar like a year ago in minneapolis. that is fucking cool. wasted youth rock.that song about nun hookers is cool. fucking iron maiden kick ass you should have them call us too. in fact you should have every cool band you know call us. it would be like slayers make a wish foundation. yeah it could even be a non profit thing so you guys can cheat on your taxes. alright cool. you guys rule. TIM Jake the jagoff(this was left out of the box set) PS one time i was at this punk rock show and i got real hammered and all i could say was fuck yeah slayer. SO AT ANY RATE THIS SHIT IS PRINTED IN THE BOX SET. NEAR THE END RIGHT AFTER THE "INTERESTING FACTS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW" PAGE. YEAH. THEY TOOK OFF MY NAME AND THE PPS PART ABOUT MIKE HAVING 3 NUTS BUT THATS ALL RIGHT. WE ARE IN THE SLAYER BOX SET WHICH MAKES US COOL LIKE I SAID. FUCKIN SLAYER AND SHIT. I DIG OLD WOMEN. DIG EM RIGHT OUTTA THE GRAVE. CHARLES MOTHER FUCKING BRONSON. REPRESENT. UP THE IRONS.