"Self Back Ache" Story by Lee I was sitting in my chair, having an awful back ache, & i heard this little voice, Hey self, did you know that your back is killing me, I said, "Uh Huh" Self, I will tell you what we are gonna do. "No, I dont want to." We are gonna buy 12 baseballs at Walmart. "Right, Are we gonna play ball again? No Self, we are gonna fix your back. I will tell you just how we are gonna do that. "All Right! Now what"? We are gonna gather them in a little circle, & you are gonna lay on them, " Right" "Am i tired yet?" No Self, but you just move backwards & foward & you may hear some cracking sounds, "Hey, wont that hurt me?" No Self, it will massage you & put them bones back where they belong. "Oh No That sounds painful." Dont worry Self, Im your subconcious, & while you were watching tv, i was thinking for you, they make all kinds of massage machines, & they sell them on tv, and make lots of money. Since we are not wealthy, we will just have to do it the poor man's way. Now Self, I want you to lay on them baseballs where it hurts, and let's get started. "Ahh, that feels so good," Why didnt you tell me this before? Well self, I dont know everything, but ill keep on thinking for you, & you just gotta listen to me whenever i tell you. Now i got some more thinking to do, so i will talk to you later. "You take care of yourself, You Hear? INDEX INDEX Click for TagsBySherrie = * Index & Resources Page * = Home: Lee's Story Time Lee's Story Time 2 Lee's Story Time 3 Lee's Story Time 4 Roses for Mama by Harold & Margaret Plass Teddy Bear by Rdmnx Audio Bible For Reading & Listening Pleasure Web Search.com 25 Search engines to find anything Web building help Web Search Thank you for visiting my page at Angelfire. Please come back and visit again! Email: Weaser500@wmconnect.com