I got some mail about Bill Gates,
And cookie recipes.
They might fool stupid people,
But they did not fool me.

I'm a debunker and it's okay,
I fight ignorance 'most every day.

I heard a tale of suicide,
In The Wizard of Oz,
But I just sighed and rolled my eyes,
Then beat them up, because...

I'm a debunker and it's okay,
I fight ignorance 'most every day.

I heard a guy woke in a bath,
With stitches on his side.
You can believe it if you want,
But I just know they lied, cos...

I'm a debunker and it's okay,
I fight ignorance 'most every day.