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  • How to get Don Coreno to pick Cloud

    Final_FantasyVII

  • Your objective in this part of the game is to sneak into the large building where Tifa is being kept. To do this, Cloud will have to dress up as a woman (gross as CRAP) in order to get inside since men aren't allowed into the Don's Palace. So, follow these steps (easy as 1,2,3) to get the items you need to *ahem* 'alter' Cloud's appearance.

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  • First: Go to the brothel and talk to the big guy with silver hair who's chatting with the bouncer at the door. Talk to him and pick the first option to inquire about Tifa. Now, go back to the building at the end of town (Corneo's mansion) and talk to the guy near the door. Aeris and Cloud will move away and have a short conversation. She tells Cloud that he'll have to dress up if he wants to find out if Tifa's okay. Of course Cloud throws a shit fit! Return to the first screen, go to the clothing store, and talk to the Store Owner by standing near the bottom edge of the counter. She'll tell you that you can't get a dress unless you do something about her drunk father.

  • Second: Go to the bar in the second screen and talk to the lone man by the door. During the conversation, you'll have to make two decisions. So when you're asked a question, pick either the first or second choice. After you're done talking to the man, return to the clothing store. At the store, you'll see that the man from the inn is now behind the counter. Talk to him and you'll receive an item based upon your decisions. If you answered: first choice, first or second choice, you'll get the Cotton Dress. If you answered: second choice, first choice, you'll be given the Satin Dress. If you answered: second choice, second choice again, he'll give you the Silk Dress. Cloud (fruit cake of the hour) will try on the dress, but won't actually wear it. Leave the clothing store and go to the second screen. Enter the gym and converse with the woman (heh) by the fighting ring. When you have the chance, pick the bottom option twice to start fighting, although if you want to practice, you can choose the bottom option, then the top one. Anyway, as soon as the message box disappears, start pressing the S, X, and O buttons repeatedly in that order. The object of the game is to go fast enough to make Cloud do more squats than the African gymnast, but you don't want to press the buttons too fast or Cloud can't keep up. It's not too hard (dork) to win since the other guy will often stop to scratch his head (ass more like it), but you only have 30 seconds, so get in as many squats as you can. If you are able to do more squats than the gymnast (which you better do), you'll be given the Blonde Wig. If you and the gymnast have the same score, the lady will give you the Dyed Wig. If the gymnast does better than you, then the lady will give you the Wig.

  • Third: At this point, you can just return to the clothing shop and enter the stall; Cloud will dress up as a woman and you can return to Corneo's mansion to get inside. You can also choose to not change yet and explore more of the Wall Market, which is a good idea picking up items that you can use to make Cloud more 'feminine'. If you're finished, then skip down a ways to find out what to do next. Otherwise, keep reading you pervert! J/K!

  • Now: These events can be done in any order: Go to the pottery shop. When you have to choose an answer, pick the top one twice. (You can't talk to him unless you chatted with the guard at the north building). Then go to the inn and pay 10 gil to spend the night. In the middle of the night, you'll find yourself in front of the vending machine in the outer hallway. Pick any option (I hope you have enough gil). The next morning, return to the pottery shop and talk to the man to get an item:
  • If you bought the first item (200 gil), he'll give you the Diamond Tiara.
  • If you bought the second item (100 gil), he'll give you the Ruby Tiara.
  • If you bought the third item (50 gil), he'll give you the Glass Tiara.
    Note that the dialogue here was changed from the Japanese version, in which you were buying a 'gift' for the shopkeeper's girlfriend that he was too embarrassed to buy Why this was changed, I dont know why, if you do E-Mail me. I think it was a Condom.

  • Fourth: Enter the Sushi Bar and walk past the empty seat. When a message appears, choose the TOP OPTION. Then choose any option, *(you'll need 70 gil), followed by the middle choice ("the food was all right") to get a Pharmacy Coupon. Now go to the item store and talk to the man behind the counter. Choose one of the three options to get an item, then head back to the restaurant. Go to the bathroom and talk to the woman inside. Accept the first choice and:
  • You'll get the Cologne if you traded the Coupon for the Disinfectant.
  • You'll get the Flower Cologne if you traded the Coupon for the Deodorant.
  • You'll get the Sexy Cologne if you traded the Coupon for the Digestive (medicine).
    Which is the correct one to get.*

  • Fifth: Talk to the large man in the white shirt who's standing near the edge of the right hand side of the screen in the first area to get the Member's Card to the Honey Bee Inn. He won't give it to you unless you talked to the guard by the door of the Corneo's mansion. Head right to arrive at the brothel. If you talk to the bouncer, he'll let you in once he sees the Card, but Aeris won't come with you (She's gunna pimp outside lol). Inside the Honeybee Inn, you'll find that the doors on the right side are locked, but if you chose the bottom option, you can look inside them and peer around using the control pad and the O button. If you look in the upper-right keyhole, you'll see a familiar face...a small version of Cait Sith! If you go to the north room and talk to the farthest girl on the right several times, you can choose the top option to make her dance faster and faster. When you're ready (you better brace yourself), you can do one or the other:
  • Examine the lower-left door and pick the top option twice. In the room, talk to the girl and pick the top option three times to take a soak with Mukki and his friends. Answer however you like while in the tub and Cloud will be given the Bikini briefs.
  • Or, examine the upper-left door and pick the top option twice. Inside, talk to the ghostly Cloud near the stone tub and Cloud will have a psychotic episode. When you come to, all your HP and MP is restored, thanks to...Mukki (gorss) Talk to him and choose the bottom option. Then talk to the girl and you'll get the Lingerie.
  • After getting either item, you can return to the room where all the girls are and one will put makeup on you.
  • All done? There's nothing left to do now but return to the clothing store and dress up as a woman. When you finish, go to the large building in the north and talk to the man by the food carts again. He'll let you into a tackish looking parlor. Now, go up the stairs and into the door on the far left after talking to the receptionist. Then, go down the staircase to the torture room (naughty) where you'll find Tifa and an Ether by the smoldering coals. Once she's joined you, head back up the stairs and go into the middle door. Inside is Tifa's kidnapper, the infamous fatass Don Corneo. He will examine each of you when you try to approach him. Who he picks for his 'friend' is determined by what items you collected in the Wall Market:
  • Don's Preference's:
  • He'll pick Cloud if you're wearing the Silk Dress, Blonde Wig, and have the 'best' extra items (the Diamond Tiara, Sexy Cologne, and Lingerie or Bikini briefs.
  • He'll pick Aeris if you're wearing the Silk Dress, the Blonde Wig, the Lingerie and the Sexy Cologne (in addition to anything else you may have).
  • He'll pick Tifa if you're wearing the Silk Dress, Blonde Wig, and one or two of the extra items not mentioned above (or anything worse than that).

  • If Corneo picked Tifa or Aeris, then read below:
  • In the next room, examine the item bag by the bed to get a Phoenix Down, and talk to the man by the television set after talking to the other henchmen. After revealing your true nature to the love-struck goons, they'll fight you. This is followed by another fight with the other three punks. Afterward, get Aeris from the torture chamber and then go into the middle door again (if Aeris was picked, then you'll meet Tifa when you go outside). When you're through intimidating Corneo, look behind his bed for a Hyper, then stand by your allies. He'll make you choose one of three options. No matter which one you choose, you'll fall through a trapdoor.

    If Corneo picked Cloud, then you'll end up in his room. Search behind his bed for a Hyper, then talk to him and answer anyway you like (if you try to make Cloud kiss Corneo, then maybe you need to get out of the house more...(pervert) Your friends will burst in and threaten him (yeowch!) and Corneo will ask you a question; pick any answer you like. Ask yourself this one..Do you feel lucky? Well do ya? PUNK?!!
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