Random thoughts

-What’s the meaning of life?

-What’s the meaning of death?

-I’m thirsty

-I’m hungry

-I need to clean my hamster out

-I haven’t got pissed in ages

-Sex!

-I wonder if I’ll ever be a famous poet

-Are dolphins more intelligent than man? (Yes!)

-Are women more intelligent than man? (Yes!)

-I wish I had a pet dog

-I think my sister’s nicked my Red Hot Chili Peppers CD again

-What shall get to eat?

-Sex!

-I need to loose weight

-I’m tired

-The window needs closing

-I haven’t written in my diary for a while

-I’m bored

-Should I tidy the room?

-Sex!

-Is it true that people, on average, think about sex every seven seconds?