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Movies
Welcome do you walk into the video store or look in the paper for movies playing and think to yourself dammit isn't there anything i havent seen that dosen't look like a pile a stinking horse shit. well then you have issues but thats ok because your not the only one this site is to give all those movie fanatics and social inept people something to look at and find out what I think of movies find links to movies and movie sites so you can find out what the hell is comming out that dosent look like it was done with the talent and allowance of a three year old.
Current movie reveiw
Ok so there is no review yet but there will be i will try and keep up with this i will eventually be putting up reveiws of current movies in theaters as well as on video and dvd before i begin to tear into your favorite film and you get all huffy and start biching let me explane the way i go about reveviewing movies :
Criteria

1. How bad dose the movie suck ?
(no movie is perfect if it was then why watch another so each movie has thing lacking and needing improvement)
2. How pandering was the movie?
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this is how much dose the movie give away from the story and artistic style of the peice due to popularity and incresed sales a.k.a. obligatory sex ( as aposed to sentuality big difference) , celbrity placement ( like putting a boy band or pop star into a movie don't give a shit really )
3.How was the plot was it good was it followed?
4. What Do i think of the movie?
( Its my reveiw if the movie sucks but i still like it i will give it a good review but i will tell you it sucksif the movie is good but i don'yt like who cares again its my review if you don't like it tuff shit)

5.
redeming qualities ( how do we make up for having a crappy movie?)


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ok so now that you got the basic jist of how i reveiw here is the rating system:
This is a skunk skunks are bad the worse a move stinks up the screen the more skunks it has get the idea


This is a half a skunk you will note the part that stinks the most is missing its not as bad as a full skunk but you get the idea

Movies will be bases on a five skunk system movie with five skunks are not worth the shit form the porta poties on the set during filming while movies with only one or two skunks were really good.
Note if you see a skunk elseware on this site it is me putting my two cencets in about top rated movies and what nots
Movie Quotes:
If you don't know what they are from watch more movies
*"Be mindfull of the darkside consume you it can yesssss"
* " luke i am Father"
*" he's a wookie Grrrrrraaaaawww"
* "Have fun storming the castle"
* " I am the brute squad"
"*Inconssssssivable"
*"Are you comeing" ( hackers watch it again and count)
*"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convinsing the wolrd he never existed"
*"god creates dinosaurs, god destroys dinosaurs, god creates man , man destroys god, man creates  dinasours,
    dinosaurs eat man woman inherets earth"
*" I have got to get me one of these"
*" How do you like your little boys, girls? You don't have to answer that if you don't want to.
*"Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood! "
*" I've said it before and I'll say it again, no more fucking ABBA!"
*" Great. Thats just what this country needs, a cock in a frock on a rock. "
*"Give us a bottle of your finest champagne, five shrimp cocktails and some bread for my brother."
*"I hate Illinois Nazis."
*"We're on a mission from God."
*":It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses"
*"Hey! The weasel snagged the bee"
*": Yes! Thats the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Gameboy if you know how to bullshit."
*"Well, I'm nice, he's nice, were both fuckin' lunatics. Can I come in please? "
*"The meek may inherit the earth but they don't get in to Harvard."
*" "Only in his dream can a man truly be free twas always thus and always thus will be"
*" No, at that time I was not the mental giant that you see before you. I was the intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I go to the beach and people would kick copies of Byron in my face."
*"We don't read and write poetry because its cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is full of passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering: these are noble pursuits necessary to sustain life but poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for. "
*"This is so Guatamala. They put hard boiled eggs in everything down there because you know chicken is so important to them. Its their only real currency. A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens and a man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock. Will you excuse me? "
*": Welcome to my kingdom! I will bed you all before the night is through! "
*"Thats what I like about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "
*" Mount Vernon, he grew it all over the country, man. He had people growin it all over the country. You know the whole country back then was getting high. Let me tell you man, cause cause cause he knew he was on to something, man. He knew it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, man. So he grew fields of it, man. But you know what, behind every good man theres a woman and that woman was Martha Washington, man. And everyday George would come home and she'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man. She was a hip hip hip lady."
*"They bought it. Incredible. One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? This is my ninth sick-day this semester. It?s getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten I?ll probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count. The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. Its a good non-specific symptom. I?m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up at a doctor?s office, that?s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp and when you?re bent over moaning and wailing... you lick your palms. It?s a little childish and stupid but then, so is high school. Life moves pretty fast. If you don?t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. I do have a test today, that wasn?t bullshit. Its on European Socialism. I mean really, whats the point? I?m not European, I don?t plan on being European so who gives a crap if they?re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. Still wouldn?t change that fact that I don?t own a car... "I recall.. Central Park in fall... How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess, its love"... Its not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ?I don?t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.? A good point there. Afterall, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I?d still have to bum rides of people. "
*"Adams? (Here.) Adamley? (Here!) Adamowski? Adamson? (Here.) Adler? (Here.) Anderson? Anderson?(Here!) Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"
*"In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill, the Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act which... Anyone? Raised or lowered? Raised tariffs in effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly that same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something D-O-O economics. Voodoo Economics. "
*""Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
*"Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
*"you ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light"
*""I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
*"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."
*"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
*"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
*"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"
*"Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"





this is just a short list if you would like to see more wait i will remember them or e-mail me at
noone@o-tay.com with a few of your own please include charecter, movie, and exact quote if i like it i'll put it up (please put movie quotes in the subject heading so i don't erase it) you can also e-mail me if you would like to see something else on this page or have sugestions for reviews.
Movie sites:
These sites are intended for you advancement of movie knowlage here you will be able to get info about movies out , upcomming movies, facts about production and stars yadda yadda yadda theres alot of info and i can't put it all on this page so go here come back tell me What you found and how much i have depraved or enriched your life..............

             
Blockbuster video- good resourse tells you what is out on video when as well as a good basic
                                            info about movies and stars good place to start gathering info.


             
Zap 2 it- local movie listings by theater or movie just enter zip code


             
International Movie dateabase- anything and everything about movies


             
Movies.com- about movies


             
Industrial light and magic- (creamy goodness)if you don't know ILM you should be drug out in
                                                          the street and shoot.

              
Film festivals- for all those who seek new and undisovered works here is a good listing
                                     of many film festivals

              
Comming soon- a site that has lots of info include info about expected relese dates,
                     production stuff and a whole lot of other stuff ( be wariy there are lots of pop ups)

               Here are links to various film companys so you can find out what they are up to.....


               *Warning you need                     or                  to veiw alot of these pages.
Bought by lions gate films
Bought by sony pictures
Bought by USA films
Bought by Touchstone pictures
Movie company graveyard