"Official" Member Form!

Greetings potential sucker! (Whoops! *Potential MEMBER!). I suppose you've already checked out all of our "top of the line" products, and are thinking: "Does being an 'Official' rip-u-off.com™. member really make a difference in my rip-u-off.com bill? The answer is : (Drumroll please...)YES IT DOES! Well, moron, for only $250 Canadian (And that's American Money!), it allows you to pay 10% more on all purchases! So what are you waiting for? Fill in the crappily-constructed form and start BUYING BUYING BUYING!