ISMENE: No, ass. Don't do it.

ANTIGONE: Fuck you, I'm gonna.

ISMENE: k, ilu. <3

ANTIGONE: Shove it, slut.

CREON: Who buried the dead guy?

MESSENGER: Antigone...

CREON: You did?!

ANTIGONE: Yeah...

CREON: Put her in jail or sommat.

HAEMON: Fuck you, Dad. >:(

CREON: stfu, jackass!

TEIRESIAS: Creon, you're a fuckwad.

CREON: Shit! I am. Someone go get Antigone

CHORUS: Uh, she's dead. She hanged herself.

EURYDICE: That sucks

CHORUS: Yeah, and Haemon stabbed himself.

CREON: God, I fuckin' suck!

CHORUS: And Eurydice's dead, too. gj.

CREON: oh fuck. It's all my fault, damnit!

CHORUS: ...yeah, not gonna lie to you...

THE END.