happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to tha ghetto ho with tha fabolous nai-yels happy birthday to youuuuuuu *bg
posted by tilly bud 5:07 PM
October 7, 2002
awwwwwwwwwwwww...s'not fair!! ma dads only gone an' got himself another job i mean i'm over tha moon for him...really i am but but but... *sobs* i wanna learn t' drive when it comes down to it i'm really glad ma dads got himself a new job...too much hard work tryin' t' teach a bunch of eejits t' drive ...'specially those who think they are Michael Schumachers in tha makin'... it'll be good for him t' get back into a 9 to 5 job an' not have the stresses an' tha strains of bein' his own boss... an' for now i just gotta bury ma 'ed in ma theory book an' tha highway code an' start savin' up ma pennies
posted by tilly bud 5:33 PM
September 1, 2002
its actually over a month since i got behind the wheel of a car and i 'fess up that i wasn't sure just how much i would remember and how confident i was that even if i did remember what i was doing how well i would actually manage to do it...well check me out...just call me Damon Hill if ya like... i couldn't have started out in a worse position with a car parked infront of me, to the side of me an' diagionally infront of me...i took a lil' minuite t' compose maself an' then i went for it...real smoothly round all 3 of tha motors an' away i went tha whole lesson was grand...even with some silly cow in a hurry t' get round me an' drivin' up ma butt for half a mile i didnae panic an' managed t' keep ma cool ...even ma parkin' was fantastic...now i gotta go bury ma 'ed back in ma theory test book...*yawns* *L
posted by tilly bud 4:12 PM
July 28, 2002
for tha first time i actually drove away from my house today...seems all tha neighbours were out an' about so no pressure or embarrassment ...NOT!! now with me livin' off a pretty major road its hardly the easiest of starts but hey...i was damn good!! i really did find me operatin' tha car without even thinkin' about what i needed to do...s'gettin' easier an' am feelin' a lot more fluent than tha robot i was only a few weeks back an' get this...i didn't put ma dad and my lives at risk this week which was a bonus *pmsl!! i thoroughly enjoy goin' out this mornin' an' only had a coupla teeny weeny mishaps but then if i was perfect every week why tha need for lessons right??
posted by tilly bud 11:08 AM
July 23, 2002
crikey...how easy it is to forget huh?! i had t' go back t' findin' tha bitin' point today... summat first approached at ma first lesson an' altho' when i sat there with tha car not goin' anywhere i was findin' it no problem, i wasn't havin' as much success when tryin' t' get outta some side street with a queue of cars buildin' up behind me *L ...grrrrrr!! seems ma shoes are lucky after all tho' cus ma clutch control was back on top form. i had a really cool lesson actually, an' was pretty chuffed with maself [minus a coupla errors] until tha last 5 minutes...not sure where ma 'ed was but i was makin' silly mistakes...hmmm...am annoyed about tha as i seem to spoil a good lesson each time with some stupid error! tha man has tha patience of a saint ~ dad...you're a star NOTE TO SELF: do not drive out onto a major junction when there is a fire engine comin' at ya ...ermmm...oops!!
posted by tilly bud 11:12 AM
July 22, 2002
i've got ma first lessons tomorrow for 10 days an' i can't remember anything *L one thing's for sure ~ i won't be wearin' tha same shoes as i did last time i got behind tha wheel... mebbe it's a mind over matter thing but i doh care what the reasons are, i just know i am stickin' to tha same shoes from now on!
posted by tilly bud 10:27 PM
July 13, 2002
talk about bein' put on tha spot...there i am, sittin' down to a bit o' lasagne with ma sis an' her fella when ma dad turns up, just havin' dropped off a pupil in tha area an' waiting to go to his next one...nowt unusual 'bout tha...so far!! so we wash up tha dishes an' ma dad says tha he is gonna make a move, then hands me tha car keys ...uh-oh!! apparantly it had been planned allll week tha ma dad was gonna call over and give me a lesson on tha way back t' pick up ma daughter from tha party she had been at...lmao!! wish i had known...i'da put on ma 'driving shoes' if i had cus i was pants *lol okay, mebbe i wasn't tha bad, an' i soon got tha hang of tha 7 roundabouts i had t' go round *hahaha but ma clutch work was Crap [note tha capital c *L] i wouldn't mind but i ain't had any troubles with tha clutch for tha last coupla lessons an' everything else went just fine 'cept all tha traffic lights were against me an' i was first in tha queue but i didnae stall tha car once...in fact i only ever stalled tha car on one occassion before an' i handled tha jus' fine. i doh think i am gonna have ma usual lesson this Tuesday cus it's ma dads birthday ...an' get this....ma dad said i had tha right temperament/attitude to be a great driver ...well he should know *vbg
posted by tilly bud 9:40 PM
you`ll never want to leave!!
tha whole lesson was grand...even with some silly cow in a hurry t' get round me an' drivin' up ma butt for half a mile i didnae panic an' managed t' keep ma cool ...even ma parkin' was fantastic...now i gotta go bury ma 'ed back in ma theory test book...*yawns* *L
~ dad...you're a star 
*hahaha but ma clutch work was Crap [note tha capital c *L] i wouldn't mind but i ain't had any troubles with tha clutch for tha last coupla lessons an' everything else went just fine 'cept all tha traffic lights were against me an' i was first in tha queue but i didnae stall tha car once...in fact i only ever stalled tha car on one occassion before an' i handled tha jus' fine. i doh think i am gonna have ma usual lesson this Tuesday cus it's ma dads birthday ...an' get this....ma dad said i had tha right temperament/attitude to be a great driver 
...well he should know *vbg
