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 Name: Jimmy Poe Nickname: Jimmy 2 Bad Instrument: Bicycle Horn, Vocals Favorite Drink: Bud Light with a dash of GHB. Favorite Quote: Fuck Life Joined The Band: It was destiny. Birthplace: The Planet Arturis Best advice: Stay away from salt. It's not good for your skin. Former Bands: Electric Dildo Machines, Aborted, Death Fuck, The Hard-Ons, Dicksnot, The Crabs of Patrick Duffy  Name: Jason Klein Nickname: Peen Instrument: Bass Favorite Drink: Rubbing alcohol & Diet Tab. (90% Isopropyl rubbing alcohol, of course) Famous Quote: I just made out with the hottest girl I've ever seen. Joined The Band: I am the band. Favorite Movies: Reefer Madness, Earth Girls Are Easy, Pokemon 1 & 2 Favorite Actress: J. LO. She's so deep and expressive. She's the best!! Former Bands: The Homer Hounds, The Thomas Magnum Experience, Fish Fry & The Greasers, All Bobby's Love, Dixie Hustler  Name: Justin Cannon Nickname: Jut Naked Instrument: Drums Favorite Drink: Miller Lite or anything which makes me pass out eventually. Famous Quote: Fuck off, Roy!! Joined The Band: I took Jimmy to Chuggy's Pressure Point for a happy ending. People I Hate: Fuhrl, Roy, Jettared People I Like: Myself Former Bands: Epic Apparatus, 50 Cent Sin, Phister, The Scott Stapp Infection  Name: Mike White Nickname: Mike Space Instrument: Guitar Favorite Drink: Guinness Favorite Trunk Member: None Hot Or Not Rating: 7.3 Favorite TV Show: Any Star Trek series except Voyager Joined the Band: Forced to play against my will Former Bands: The Thomas Magnum Experience, Polka Dotted Pink Socks, Rock 'n' Roll Schmitzer  Name: Ken Trey Nickname: Dick Biggins Instrument: Guitar Favorite Drink: Liquid Favorite Trunk Member: I used to like Mike but I have now fell in love with him. He WILL break my heart eventually Favorite TV Star: Tony Danza. He is so courageous and daring. I live every day of my life to someday hear someone call me "Danza like". Joined the Band: I didnt have anything to do on wednesdays Best advice: Dont fuck men.... But if you do, call Mikes cell phone. Former Bands: Creed |
