Pings' Page - Updated 20/05/2002

Hello, as you can see from my picture I am quite the fence everyone takes me for. I have many imaginary friends most of which I am gay with. If you didn't know I play the drums and in all honesty I couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo.

I have many inresting hobbies, firstly I enjoy playing drums, with my penis. This often makes my penis quite sore and it usually blisters, thus making sex with my boyfriend (Jimmy John) very painful. My second hobby concerns my cat. You see I like to lick its rectum, thus making my cat quite concerned about me. My third hobby is that I enjoy eating shit which kind ties in wit my cat arse licking thing. My boyfriend enjoys inserting rather large carrots into my ears, I find this quite arousing.