Smartass Best of Articles/Editorials of the Week Issue 05
Special "All Frank" Issue
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Question of the week: What do Australians think of Survivor: The Australian Outback?

Answer of the week: Well, We thinks its pretty bad, but at the same time we just can't stop watching it. So far, I hate Jerri, I hate everything about her. We don't understand why that Kell guy had to go off, the same as Mad Dog. I just don't get it. And whats up with all the fat people?? WHERE ARE THEY??? Ohhyeah, and we really really hate Jerri.
By the way, the place that they're in is an OASIS compared to where they could be. The real aussie outback is nothing like that. Its hard, its red and theres almost no water, so forget about swimmming in anything. And I beleive that shit about Burnett playing around with the shows outcome. Its probably all true, due largely to the fact that everything on the show is made up. Truth is, we just watch it to see you crazy americans stab each other in the back. Haha, now thats funny!!!


Frank: Genius or Mildly Retarded?

Frank drew these on my computer about three years ago. When you are done looking at the following pictures make sure you vote in the survey on the main page and vote as to whether you think my old college roomate is either a genius or mildly retarded or sub-mongoloid!!!