The
Anatomy of Comedy
By
Stephen Blath
(NOTE:
The word funny and comedy will be used interchangeably in this piece.
I do so knowing that anything funny is not always comic, by matter of
opinion, but nonetheless, it’s true to logic)
Comedy:
Any various types of Play, Story, Movie, etc…with a more or less
humorous portrayals of characters, situation… and a happy ending.
(Webster’s New World Dictionary, 3rd Edition)
You
would think that a dictionary would have a better definition, maybe
a joke as an example, but out of the three I have on hand, they were
all basically the same bland, uninformative and downright sterile descriptions
of the form. Hopefully, I can enlighten you with this piece.
A lot of people think that Pete is a funny guy and I really can’t
comment because I don’t know him that well. However, what I read
of his work does lead me to conclude that my former presumption is correct.
Pete is funny. Bottom line…. but what is funny?
To start, funny is something that makes you laugh. Whether it is seeing
a squirrel fall out of a tree, an old lady taking a spill from her walker
and consequently eating pavement,, a very loud, rude noise, or just
a good old-fashioned joke, anything that makes one laugh is something
that defines comedy.
We’ll start with the basics. There are essentially five types
of funny:
1) Not really funny at all (elicits no reaction, save the “you’re
a fucking idiot” facial expression)
2) Mildly amusing (something that would elicit a slight smirk)
3) Laugh out loud funny
4) I almost peed my pants funny
5) So funny I did pee my pants
***Note: There is a dreaded sixth form of funny, but one so horrible
I hesitate to mention it. Something so marvelously hilarious, it elicits
the following response***
6) So funny I crapped myself before going into a coma
This
leads us to the art form. How does one create comedy? Comedy and other
types of creative writing such as, horror, fantasy and of course explicit
sex stories…. The kind that involve a man going into a bar and
consequently being taken home by 2-3 very hot women, with a variety
of body types and hair color, then to have pleasure galore bestowed
upon him…. Sorry I got side tracked there, but can you blame me?
I start talking about hot women dong things fulfilling your wildest
fantasies and … Hold on…I’ll be right back!
That’s better…. Where were we? Ah, yes… These types
of the art form need a more creative imagination. One that can skew
reality in such a way that normal becomes funny, horrific, magical and
to the kind of sex that will never happen to you in a thousand lifetime,
has the knack for this type of work.
This seems difficult but it really isn’t if you practice. For
horror, you create a monster. One who is preferably dead, really putrid
and has a purpose to kill. For Comedy, all you have to do to make the
monster funny is give him a really high-pitched voice, so it nulls the
menacing aspect. Take Mike Tyson for example…. Or you could give
the monster a huge tongue and an even huger penis, make him look relatively
like me, surround him by 40-65 beautiful women… Dammit! BRB again…
Next would come dialogue. It’s the same concept. You skew reality
in such a way that a normal sentence becomes a comedic gem. For example:
“I like grapes”. This sentence is not funny at all. Tack
on the words “I like grapes… Stuck up my butt-hole one by
one” and you are on your way to becoming a comic genius. Tweak
the sentence even more by saying “I like grapes stuck up my butt-hole
one by one, while I perform fallattio on a monkey as two toy poodles
invade my ears leaving my brain full of creamy poodle goodness”
and you have gone way too far. This is disgusting and if you even smirked
at this, I beseech you to seek professional help. The message here is
to know the fine line between comedy and just being totally “fucked-up”.
To test this, write something funny and read it to a friend. When his
smile and laughter slowly turns into a look of disturbed awe, you must
immediately cut out that bit and do some serious re-writing. In worst
cases, you might be forced never to talk to that person again.
Sometimes
comedy doesn’t really have to do with funny at all, in a certain
sense, it might just be a common laughable item of interest in society.
The title Anatomy of Comedy sounds like something you might be learning
in some boring class, but replace the word comedy with Penis, and the
title takes on a completely different tone. Even if the article were
really about the anatomy of the penis, it would get passed around as
a joke, no matter how serious the topic matter. Here are some more:
1) The anatomy of my Penis. This might not be funny to you, but if you
ever saw my penis, it would definitely inspire big laughs.
2) The anatomy of huge titties. This one is self-explanatory and was
brought up to take the attention away from my very funny penis.
3) The Anatomy of the Pope’s Penis. This title is funny on multiple
levels. Firstly, because I am now most definitely going to go to hell
for making fun of the Pope’s genitalia. He’s basically the
voice of God, which makes me wonder if his penis has the same faculties.
Is the pope given his title not based on holiness, but rather who has
the more “Godly” Penis? …Come to think of it…
did you ever wonder why all of the angels were all male? That’s
something to put in your back pocket. Secondly, even if his penis is
Godly, what does it matter if he can’t put it too good use. This
segway to my last point being the overall irony to this whole bit. The
pope is arguably the most powerful man in the free world and yet a lowly
hack like myself still manages to have sex now and then, thereby abolishing
the general belief that power = sex.
The
art of comedy is just a shifted view of everyday life. The creative
writer sees a much different world. They see it as a world of wonderment
and very menacing objects hitting crotches. To quote Stephen King from
his new book, “A writer must read.” If you want to be funny,
read funny people. The best way to find and fine-tune your own comedic
voice would be to watch movies. It’s the quickest and easiest
way to bombard your brain with totally giggle-a-fide stuff-ages.
His second tip is “2nd draft = 1st draft – 10%” this
can be applied to any form of writing and is just an all around useful
piece of advice. So useful, in fact, he recounted the time the advice
was passed to him. I didn’t actually use that advice in this article
because if I did, this piece would be a bonafide #6 on the laugh scale.
In closing I would just like state that you are all probably thinking
“why so many references to sex?” I could quote Freud on
sexual repression and fantasy, but the truth is that, as I’ve
stated, I’m nothing more than a hack ? I needed quick laughs for
examples, so I took the easy way out. If you don’t like it you
can suck the creamy poodle goodness out of my ears!