Smartass Letter from the Editor

This week's editorial - LOVE BITES!

After a two week hiatus, Smartass Entertainment is back and better than ever. This being our fourth issue, we've decided to do our first special issue, one thats theme is the same as this February 14th; I'm talking about Valentine's Day. The one day of the year where if you have a significant other you are gauranteed to get laid, the one day of the year where people without a significant other hate people with someone THAT much more, the one day of the year where if you don't have anyone you still end up masturbating. Well, I heard that last part form two people talking, I wouldn't know if that were true, Smartass Entertainment doesn't endorse masturbation and I've never done it...Valentines Day sucks! This editorial is really about that. I am calling for everyone without a boyfriend or girlfriend to go out into the street and wherever you see a couple holding hands, having a romantic dinner, or snugling in public, BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM! They deserve to be as miserable as everyone else! Where is theSingle and Happy Day? Where is the Ugly People That Can't Get a Date Day? Where is the Lonley Living in a One Room Apartment Day? I'll tell you where they are! In our dreams! So I ask all you single people out there, band together and destroy Valentine's Day once and for all! Screw the non-single, and enjoy the new issue!

Happy Valentine's Day
P