This Week's Editorial - "An Ode to Frank!"

While making this issue up alot of people said to me, "Who is Frank?" "Why are you making an issue all about Frank?" "Is Frank Gay and do you think he'd go out with me?" Well, my answers to them would be "My old college roomate, because it would make people that knew him laugh and probably piss him off, and yes....no...well, maybe (I know the ambiguity of not actually answering the question of Frank's hetero/homosexual ways might possibly get him angry)." But when he is done reading this, I am hoping to hear his old catchphrase of "Sucka Muthafucka!" or "You son of a bitch!" Those who know Frank know that it is fun to torment him to the point where he wishes horrendous bodily harm done unto you. After all, this is the kid that formed Hate Force 2000 based solely on the fact that he doesn't forgive his enemies. Instead, he lets his hatred fester and ball up until it is released on unsuspecting old ladies (I equate this to the fact he once cut off an old lady driving to the supermarket then proceeded to give her the finger and mouth "You stupid bitch! Ha ha ha!" to her through the windshield). But make no mistake! That was funny...VERY funny! And that is why I decided to dedicate the fifth issue of Smartass Entertainment! to my good friend(not in a gay way) Frank! Enjoy by far the weakest issue.

Thanks,
P