Letter of the week #1

Dear Crazy, Old Alcoholic,

I am alone for Valentine's Day whereas all of my friends have signifiicant others. I am lonely, what should I do to combat the lonelyness?

Lonely in London

Loney-

Loney n Lundin...do wha I do, get lots and lots a cats to keep you company. I can't be wit a man do to my tubes tied but I sure like to wash em go at it...If you know what I mean! Gimme a beer bitch!

My name is Tammy and I need a man! If anyone reads this please call me up at (201) 735-4569 and ask
for Hot Tammy! Thanks!

Tammy

Hot Tammy-

Even though I am a woman, can I call you up too? Backin my day, it was the cat's meow to go Bi whenever you could. The U.S government propoganda at the time told us to not only hate the Germans but to also become bisexuals for our men. Cats! Cats!

Dear Crazy, Old Alcoholic

I collect comic books and I equate your words of wisdom to be along the lines of a guru such as Yoda. Do you agree?

Superman in Sescatchuan

Sesketchupumaman-

Comic books? Have touched a booby yet? I'l let you touch mine when I pass out! Bring some beer an I make it worth your time! Is Valentine's so I will be easy for you. Cats! Beer! Cats!