Letter of the week #1

Hello,

My girlfriend likes it when I call her a bitch, and a whore and a slut, as we're "getting it on". Once again, theres no question here, I just thought I'd share that. How wonderful is my life?

Mr. Ding 'Biggie" Dong

Dong-

My Husbin use to call me those names too...thneI got my tubes tied an he left me for some 89 year ole floozy! Three of my cat's names are bitch, whore, and slut though.

I think that I am attracted to a coworker of mine at work. I think the feeling is mutual because we share the same coffee pot at work. How can I rectify this situation?

Fival in Denial

Fival,

Ass her out! Ass her out! Make sure you ass her out when your other nut drops ya big baby! If she says no Mama Alcoholic will always be here for you sexy.

Crazy, Old, Alcoholic,

I think a coworker of mine likes me at work, we share the same coffee pot at work, but I have a boyfriend. What should I do?

In love with another guy

Love guy-

Drop your man and get with this studly coworker, he obvisly likes you nough ta share a coffee pot wit you. I need some more wine, the room is spinning. Cats! Cats!