Issue 01

When I sleep and have an erotic dream, it is usually about :

votes percent
1.) Men - 2 12%
2.) Women - 9 53%
3.) Dogs - 0 0%
4.) Cats - 0 0%
5.) Mom - 0 0%
6.) Dad - 0 0%
7.) The living dead - 2 12%
8.) Midgets - 2 12%
9.) Clowns - 1 6%
10.) Inanimate objects - 1 6%

Total Votes: 17

What is Frank?

votes percent
1.) Genius! Pure Genius! - 1 6%
2.) Mildly retarded - 0 0%
3.) sub-mongoloid - 0 0%
4.) one of the CHUD people - 0 0%
5.) GAY!...GAY! GAY! GAY! - 6 38%
6.) Fival from "An American Tale" - 7 44%
7.) Stoned ALOT - 0 0%
8.) In love with EVERY OTHER girl he meets - 2 13%

Total Votes: 16

votes percent
1.) we're feeling blue! - 0 0%
2.) we're on a canoe! - 0 0%
3.) we're playing the skin flute! - 0 0%
4.) we're expecting you! - 0 0%
5.) we're covered in man goo! - 2 50%
6.) we're in love with a shoe! - 0 0%
7.) we're gonna go poo! - 1 25%
8.) we're looking for someone new! - 0 0%
9.) we're looking for animals to have sex with in a zoo! - 1 25%
10.) we're playing clue! - 0 0%

Total Votes: 4

I know I am in love with someone when:

votes percent
1.) The minute I see them I wanna bang them! - 1 17%
2.) I get butterflies in my stomach. - 0 0%
3.) I get the runs. - 0 0%
4.) I get dry heaves. - 1 17%
5.) I sweat like a faucet. - 0 0%
6.) My gonads shrink. - 0 0%
7.) I get bloody noses. - 0 0%
8.) My heart races. - 0 0%
9.) My nipples get hard. - 2 33%
10.) I just know! - 2 33%

Total Votes: 6