Best of Winners/Losers of the Week Issue 01
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Winner of the Week - Sloth

There isn't really a reason as to why I picked Sloth as the winner of the week. I just like him so it was a natural decision to make him Samrtass Entertainment's first Winner of the Week! On the plus side, I've read that they're planning on making a sequal to The Goonies. So congratulations Sloth, here's to you buddy!

Loser of the Week - New Orleans Saints fans

No no no, not for the reason you're thinking. I know that the New Orleans Saints lost in the playoffs, but that's not why their fans are the losers of the week. Originally, that was going to be the reason, but when I went on their website to do a little research the trouble began. Trouble with a captial T and that ryhmes with E and that stands for uglEE! On the Saint's website, there's a little place to click called the Saintsations, or as I now like to call it, the Sanitations. These were the "so-called" New Orlean Saints cheerleaders. My first thought as I wasclicking on the link was "Oh cool, my curiosity is peaked, and an average Joe like myself might as well check it out." Then you get to the page and you can click on individual photos. So I did, again and again and again hoping that it would get better. It didn't. And that's when the horror began to sweep over my body like when you place your testicles in the snow for ten or so minutes. I realized that the New Orleans Saints have some of the worst cheerleaders I've ever seen. I don't know if it was because they had enough make-up caked on their faces to feed a third world country, or their fake boobies, or just the...I don't know, the shear not-goodness of it all, but whatever it was I could only manage to get through about 5 photos before it dawned on me that New Orleans fans have to see them EVERY single week. Week after week after agonizing week. Maybe they look better on TV though, they probably look better in real life but man oh man, they just aren't photograph material. I pity the fans of New Orleans. Don't believe me? Check them out for yourself here.