Best
of Winners/Losers of the Week Issue 04
Special Valentine's Day Issue
Special Valentine's Day Issue
Winner
of the Week - This Ultra Delux Wheelchair!
Not ONLY can it get handicapped people to where they need to go at an
amazing 3.5 MPH, BUT it also gets lazy, fat people where they need to
go to, albeit slower (1.5 MPH) because of their so-called "glandular
problem." This amazing machine of the future is here now! So if you're
lazy, fat and/or handicapped, go out and but this stunning Winner of the
Week!
This is a late edition to Loser of the week but as a die-hard Giants fan I feel I must make them losers fo the week! Never have I seen such a bad performance, well, I have seen worse performances,but this just sucked! Better luck next year, maybe they will gain some offence! But the did have a good year so they have that going for them.