Best
of Winners/Losers of the Week Issue 05
Special "All Frank" Issue
Special "All Frank" Issue
Winner
of the Week - This Ultra Delux Wheelchair!
Not ONLY can it get handicapped people to where they need to go at an
amazing 3.5 MPH, BUT it also gets lazy, fat people where they need to
go to, albeit slower (1.5 MPH) because of their so-called "glandular
problem." This amazing machine of the future is here now! So if you're
lazy, fat and/or handicapped, go out and but this stunning Winner of the
Week!
Kevin,
that sure is a pretty DIAMOND ring you got your woman. wink wink
Suckers! You REALLY thought we would name Frank Winner of the Week didn't you?! Well surprise! We NEVER would and NEVER will! Frank, you are the Loser of the Week simply because the editor knows when he sees you this weekend you are going to call him a "gayblade," even though he prefers the company of hot single women and the occasional whore. Which is Ironic, somehow and in some way...ironic. Plus, we caught you cheating at cards, as evidenced by the caption under your picture. Look at that picture, you know he's flipping me off and saying "sucka mutha fucka!"