My Grandma Betty has some of the best and funnies quotes I have heard. She is from the South and is ornery as hell. And she likes to talk to lots of smack on everyone. Maybe thats where I get it from?... And these are some of the best ones I can remember.
"Tammy you jump around more than a spastic frog!"<-- Told to my mother after she quit her job and left her boyfriend
"You have some of the ugliest feet I have ever seen!"/"Mama yours aint no better./Oh you hush up Pam yours are hardly better than Tammy's!" Funny moment from our 4th of July get together. (2003)
"Hoo boy! That smells worse than kyarn!"<-- She swears that is a word. LoL. We cant convince her otherwise. No matter how many different dictionaries we throw at her haha.
"I swear! Your more nervous than a dog shittin' peach seed!" <--Oh I love my Grandma's bits of widsom. ^_^
"Tell that brother of yours the next time he feels he is to good to come visit his Grandma he can kiss my grits!" 'Nuff said, hehe. :)
Well thats all I have for now! Come back soon! Hopefully my Grandma will have shared more of her backwater knowlegde. ^_^