I am collecting all the wierd and random things my wierd and rather random friends say. Some are quotes from other places or things they have seen but for simplicity sakes all I can say is that Ive only heard them from my friends so therefore they can quote who really said them. Well here goes:
"I'm sitting here trying to have a serious conversation with my sister and I've got this fucker on the phone asking me where to put the medicine if he gets a yeast infection!"
"My backpacks/ got jets,/ I'm Boba/ the Fett./ I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my vette." (nerdcore hip hop wee!)
"There are certain things I will never do and sticking a grapefruit in my pussy is one of them." (oh dont even ask)
"Sweetie, baby, hunny-bunch, love of my life....NO you fucking idiot NO!"-- Alissa
"Lets go jehovah witness tipping!"<-- Was I bored or what?
"'It was like smack smack yank.' 'Did you just say smack smack...yank?'" (again, dont ask hehe)
"Amber, your boyfriend is raping me' 'Oh me too' Oh me three' 'You get the middle, I'll get the top" (Do you really want to know?)
"I dreamt I was a moron." Squall
"Go to hell and don't come back!" Robin
"Dont worry about what others think, they dont do it often." Found somewhere.
"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway." Found in the same place as the last one.
"Going to church doesnt make you any more of a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car." And again, something I heard.
"It is easier to get forgiveness than permission." Heh..heh, heh...
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. Gotta love Celtic Faire. ^_^
"I believe in dragons, good men and other fairy tale creatures." A bumper sticker I WILL have. :-P
"Talk nerdy to me." <--- This one I am going to make into a t-shirt. ^_^
"I'm a pacifist." / "You're the thing babies suck on?" / "Dude, thats a pedophile." / "I think you mean pacifier." / "Oh, yeah, right, I was totally thinking about something else." / "Real classy Tucker" - Red vs. Blue
"my brain has decided it doesnt like the whole remembering a god damn thing sort of work and thus says "fuck you" when i ask it to comply" <-- Me after a severe blonde moment
"Karma is the bird that shits on your car after you wash it from doing donuts on the local church's front lawn"- funny shit said in an mIRC chat
This is all I have for the time being. More will be added as they come up. Come back later to see my latest quotes. Enjoy!
