Ass-people
Tell me. What the hell is the matter with people? This morning I came out to find that someone had tossed part of a RAIN GUTTER into the bed of my pick up truck. Admittedly, the truck isn?t in the best of shape. It?s old and rusty and the bumper looks like it might fall off if someone breathed on it too hard. The hood is black, in sharp contrast to the faded red body, the result of an accident that happened years ago. The back end is covered with various stickers which are the product of going to a Southern graduate school. It?s a sad, sad little truck.


And living in Jersey has taught me to expect the odd piece of garbage, cigarette butt, or fast food bag thrown into the bed, but a rain gutter is a new one. For months I?d been coming out every morning to find animal poo on the hood. Not every morning, just random mornings. Never smashed or smeared into the hood, just carefully placed in the very center. And it?s never a pile, just one long piece, right in the middle. Someone has been meticulously vandalizing my truck. And now the rain gutter.

What the hell is the matter will all these ass-people?