Bitch And Goodbye For Now
I was in the car today (stuck in traffic, as usual) and while so occupied this sentence escaped my mouth: ?Dammit, bitch, grow a pair and just merge!? You?ll note that something doesn?t quite make sense here. The thing is this, though, as a woman, it is incredibly empowering to call a man, ?bitch?. In fact, it feels supremely wonderful. Just thought I?d share.

I?m leaving for Minnesota tomorrow morning and will be away until Tuesday. I?m going to hang out with my mom and dad, go shopping, eat rockin? food, meet a friend for lunch, see my sister and brother, attend my bridal shower and in general, be on vacation. I can?t freaking wait. Four whole days, just for me.