Frenched by a Feline
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: God Only Knows, Claudine Longet
So, okay. People do weird things with their animals. Not gross-weird (at least not all of them), but weird-weird. My cat enjoys sniffing the insides of our mouths when we get home at night. I think it?s a sort of way for her to see where we?ve been. Anyway, she and I were lying down last night after I got home and she pushed her face up against my mouth and I opened and she stuck her nose in to sniff like normal and that?s when it happened.

She licked.

The inside.

Of my cheek! Blech!!

So there it is: I?ve been French kissed by my cat. This is truly the life.