"How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?" -- George Carlin
Driving Jokes
Mustang T Shirts
"I like to drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on the phone?"
-- Sharon Stone
Roadside Humor
The Art of Driving
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." --Albert Einstein
Fun Things To Do While Driving
"A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light."
- Henry Morgan
