Howdy pplz. I'm here to talk to you about friends. Now friends can be boring and friends can be annoying but friends sometimes give you money so they can be alright.
If you have a friend who dresses up totally in black then thats perfectly fine. But if you have a friend who dresses up totally in pink then my advice to you is to get rid of that friend and
fast.
And if you have a friend who is attracted to light then I wouldnt be surprised if it turns out that you've been going to the movies with a bug. Best thing to do in that case is spray it with some good bug spray. I recommend Mortein.
Now friends who hang out at the library can be perfectly fine too but only if they're there to perve on the hot guys nearby or something of the sort. Friends which hang out at the library just to be at the library are more than enough to get rid of.
And if they
are there to perve on the hot guys then it would be preffered if your friends arent guys too. If they are then thats fine too but then you'll probably spend your time fighting over the lipstick. Hmmm, unless you're a guy not a chick...in which case just ignore this whole thing and get rid of ALL your friends.
If you have a friend who spends his/her time milking his/her cow (not meaning a farm animal. lol) then it would be alot better to leave the room when your friend begins this milking and start thinking about what type of friend you're wanting.
Now friends can be very very annoying but there is a cure. Why wait for this friend to grow up and stop being so fucking annoying when you can smack 'em one across the head and get it over and done with? It is
that simple.
Now for the friends which aren't really annoying -- apart from the fact that they just won't shut the fuck up! -- all you have to do in this case is shove a pitchfork in your friends mouth and threaten to shove it somewhere else (if you get the drift) if they don't learn to shut the fuck up. This tends to work very well. I'm not too sure why really.
And if you have a friend who always calls you over to them as though you're a dog then you should first find a mirror to make sure that you
aren't in actual fact a dog then smack 'em one across the head. If when you looked in the mirror, you found that you
are indeed a dog then it's more than probable that this person isn't actually a friend but your owner and this case really doesn't apply to your situation at all.
So what this is trying to prove to you is that friends are only good when being used to your advantage and when they're not then they're more than able to be taken care of (you know what I'm talking about -- shove the pitchfork where it counts!!), hehehe...
So until later..Adieu Amigos!
