Fuck By Pierce Wilcox Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language is the word fuck. It is the only word which can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.   Fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). It should be obvious now that there are not many words in the English language with the versitility of the word fuck.   Besides the sexual connotations, this lovely word can be used to describe many types of situations. Insurance fraud: I got fucked by my agent. Happiness: I got fucked by my girlfriend. Dismay: Oh fuck it. Frustration: Fuck. Amazement: Well, fuck. Trouble: I guess I’m fucked now. Aggression: Fuck you. Passive: Fuck me. Anger: Fuck it. Confusion: What the fuck is going on? Difficulty: I can’t understand my fucking homework. Curiosity: What the fuck are you doing? Despair: Fucked again. Uncaring: Who gives a fuck? Religious: Holy fuck! Incompetence: He’s all fucked up. Laziness: He’s just fucking around. Rebellion: Fuck off. Romantic: Let’s fuck. Fear: Oh fuck. Displeasure: What the fuck is happening? Dismissal: Why don’t go outside and play “Hide and go fuck yourself.” It can be used in descriptive anatomy: He’s a fucking asshole. It can be used to suggest ideas: Go fuck a tree. It can be used to tell time: It’s fucking 5:30. It can be used in business: How did I get this fucking job? It can have maternal connections: Motherfucker. It can be nautical: Fuck the admiral. It can be political: Fuck Howard. It can be medical: Re-fucking-tarded. It can open the door to new relationships: Let’s fuck. It can enhance the meaning of a word: Beauti-fucking-ful. It can even form every word in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers.   The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word fuck. How could anyone be offended by the word fuck?   Use it in your daily speech. It adds to your prestige.   So tell someone today - fuck you.