Lately Well I'm just really bored right now so I decided to make a page for all the latest things going around in my group of friends. Well, for starters, there's the cowboy without any pants on. Now I'm sure you'll know what I'm talking about if you read it in the diary section but if you havent then I'll tell you now. Well I was at home alone the other week when someone knocked on the front door. I went to answer it and a guy with a cowboy hat, a black shirt, knee high black boots, no pants and an axe and a gun was standing there. He asked me if I knew where the lady who's been making heaps of rallies against the new gun range lives. Then he walked off when I answered no. My mom reckons that it was our old crazy psychopathic neighbour cos he's a total freak (he pulled a gun on me once cos he thought I had drugs and he wanted them!). Now that was very very very strange and very scary too. And now some of my friends insist on calling me 'Eleven and a half'. This is because I had an algebra exam and only got 11.5 out of 60. I came lowest in the class and probably lowest in the year. I dont think I need to say that algebra isnt my best subject. And my friends think I had a hallucination of a guy's head floating across the balcony. This is totally false. It wasnt a hallucination at all and I could swear that there was a floating head on the balcony! Hot snot and boogie pie. Also known as corn and asparagus pie. Don't ask, you dont want to know. Fuck it like a bucket. My friend Kate says this all the time. None of my other friends are allowed to use it though cos it's 'her' phrase :S Dolt. I know lotsa ppl say it but here in Mur-Hole hardly anyone says it. And it is 'my' word. I always call ppl dolts and no one else that I know of ever uses the word. Its a kinda....'me' thing.... Shitfuckhelldamn! It's a mouthful but it's a habit.....that sounds queer....okay, I'm never gonna say 'it's a mouthful but it's a habit' ever again! Lol. I say it when I'm pissed off. It's all Freds fault! She started it with her teret syndrome!!! grrrr Turkey Splits. Hehehehe. We were doing really complicated work in maths and my friend said, "How the fuck do we do 'C'?!" And I wasn't really thinking so I just replied, "I dunno, with turkey splits maybe?" I dunno why I said that but me and my friend, Kate found it sooo funny, we were laughing nonstop for all of lunch. I suppose you just had to be there. I am a reptile. Hear me roar: *meow*. I know, I know, the real thing is something about a tiger but I changed it cos I heard a reptile roar once but I thought it said meow. In actual fact, I was pretending to be a snake (dont ask) and I started meowing so it just kinda grew from there. Shelly Belly Jelly Bean. Or at other times, Jelly Belly Shelly Bean. For some reason, my nickname for Michelle is either Shelly Belly Jelly Bean, Jelly Belly Shelly Bean, or Shelby :^)