My family are all dorks. I have four older sisters who are all annoying called Kanani, Manda, Prahlad and Moti (the bum who doesnt really matter in life).
I have two parents as every other child on earth (I think so anyway) called Laura and Bruce. My mom was born and raised in Hawaii but moved to Mur-Hole, Australia when she met my dad who was born and raised here. My dad is quite annoying and I have a...not so much like father-daughter relationship with him. I hardly ever see him and when he's home then I never talk to him and I dont really feel the need to. Oh well, life's life.
I have...well god knows how many cousins and...about...7 aunts and uncles on my moms side? and about...ummm...6 aunts and uncles on my dads side...I think.
My favorite cousin is my cousin Maya who lives in Hawaii. She's only 11 but she's a lot more mature than a lot of 14 yr olds.
And then my uncle James' kids are LUNATICS!!! They seriously are! Last I heard there were five of them but they could have multiplied since I last heard. Jacob, who's the eldest is a brat and has ADD and Teret Syndrome last I heard and the next eldest, Shannon clings to you like fucking clingwrap and whinges like anything when you tell her to get lost, then the next eldest Shane (or Malie to the family. BTW, Malie is a girl), is okay when she isnt with her brothers or sister but she still acts like a brat and always has to have her way, and the next eldest, Ryan (hehe, I love that name! sometimes anyway), is the best of the lot but he's still a brat, then the youngest (when I was there last anyway!), whose name I forget (arent I such a horrible cousin?!), is obssessed with wacking people with sticks. And it hurts too! And that's just that section!
Then my Uncle Jim had some sort of fight with the rest of the family over my grandpa's house or something. He has...about 4 kids I think. The only two out of them that I even talk to ever is Jaya and Nimai. Jaya is sick. He has to be my second favorite. Last I heard, he was arrested at some police raid at his rave warehouse because of drugs - Actually, he apparently just eloped with some hippy chick :S. - He's considered the black sheep of all the cousins because he's always in and out of jail for stealing cars, drug dealing or whatever. Funnily enough, my part of the family is the only part that gets along with him. Weird. Hmmm... Then Nimai is married to Kalindi and has a kid, Balarama who's a really sweet kid but a bit of a handful. Oh well.
