Quotes All these quotes were found at various sites on the internet. I use most of them as MSN display names. If there are any which are incorrect or have the wrong name or anything like that then please feel free to E-mail me! "My name is more important than myself". A day without sunshine is like, night. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. All stressed out and no one to choke My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Before you criticise a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot. There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum. I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. Failure is not an option. It is a privilege reserved only for those who try Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Well, perhaps you shouldn't have believed him when he told you his gun was empty. He's the ENEMY Hey, don't get mad at me, I wasn't the one who blew up your restaura- Oh wait, I was. Sorry 'bout that So this whole reincarnation thing is actually a 'not statisfied money back guarantee'-deal on life But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination? If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished Did you ever stop to think, and then forgot to start again? I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward More quotes