The Safe Safe By Pierce Wilcox Take That Money Bank 77 Robbery Rd, Boulia, QLD. 4769 Attention: Mr Interested Banker Dear Sir SAFE SAFES We are writing to you to tell you about a great new product that could help your business sore to new heights. We have enclosed relevant literature to this topic. PRODUCT. The product is the new “GZ897Z Safe Safe.” The GZ897X Safe Safe does not open so you know that your money is always safe! BENEFITS. Since the new GZ897X Safe Safe can never open, it is impossible for crooks to get into.   “Argh” said Julie Thomas, the Bendigo Bank Manager, who was shot dead because her GZ897X Safe Safe wouldn’t open.   “Ouch,” said Neil Manto, Tamworth Bank clerk, who broke all his fingernails, his hairpins, his braces, his teeth and several customers’ skulls trying to open the Safe Safe.   See, there are many satisfied customers who think that the GZ897X Safe Safe is benefiting their business. PURCHASE. The GZ897X Safe Safe can be stolen from any local hotel, pub, bank, military base, university, government facility or other establishment with a large amount of money, OR if you wish to buy this product, then please send 3,000,000 dollars to 77 money-money-money Drive, We-want-your-money-Ville (aka Parliament House, ACT). I hope that this information above was useful. If you require any further information, please contact us on 555-HAHAHA. Yours Faithfully, Mr. Burglar Bob Sales Manager Safe Safes Inc.