Emily:
Blake and he was wearing only Speedos. Chela squealed and took him to the janitors closet.....
Krystle:
“Bye Chela!” Krystle called as the door to the janitors closet closed.
“Uh, Emzly, are you still coming with me to the swingers meeting?” Pierce asked.
Emzly shrugged as Kate walked over and linked arms with Adam. Adam looked sick at the idea of Kate liking him. Michelle and Peter linked arms and skipped off to god knows where.
“Come on, we’re going to be late!” Pierce whinged to Emzly.
“Stop being a baby!” Emzly snapped. Pierce sat down on the ground and began crying like a baby.
Emzly:
“Get up!” yelled Emzly. Pierce got up and they walked off to go to their swingers meeting.
Chela and Blake came out of the janitors closet all hot and bothered. Kate and Adam went into the dark room and....
Chela:
Were busy in there doing god knows what.
“Hmm, interesting,” murmured Michelle. Then she turned to Peter and smacked him one across the head.
“Ow! What the fuck was that for you stupid bitch?!” he yelled glaring at her.
Michelle just shrugged and replied, “I dunno, you were just annoying me.”
“Oh. That’s okay then,” Peter said as he turned and stared at a weird guy who had just walked in the door.
“Um, hi uh, who are you?” Chela asked the guy.
“Me? Oh, I’m just a weird guy who walked in the door,” he replied as he looked around the room.
“Um, duh! But WHO ARE YOU?! In other words, what is your name and what the fuck are you doing in MY story?!” Chela yelled at him.
“Oh, sorry ‘bout that. Well really, seeing how it IS your story, you’re supposed to think of a name for me but I suppose I can do it myself. You can call me....Adrian,” he said cheerfully when suddenly he spotted Krystle standing in the corner shyly.
“Wow!” he yelled. “Where the hell did you come from?!”
“Oh, me? I was always here. You know, you strike me as a bit of a freak. But I like it,” she replied with a twinkle in her eye.
So Krystle and the weird Adrian guy held eachothers hands and walked off into the sunset never to be seen again till the next writer writes them back in.
“Um, okay...well, that was....interesting,” Peter murmured.
Emily:
Emzly and Pierce had returned from their swingers meeting. Pierce was looking a bit upset so Peter asked him, “Why are you upset Pierce?”
“Well at the swingers meeting I was left out and Emzly got it all,” he replied sadly.
Emzly just started yelling, “Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream!” over and over again. Everyone just stared at her.
Krystle:
“Riiight,” Chela said. Suddenly Kate and Adam walked out of the janitors closet looking hot and bothered.
“That was great!” Adam said.
“Yeah!” Kate agreed.
Adam:
“That cake tasted good in the closet, it got me all hot,” said Adam.
“Yeah, it was hot in there,” said Kate. Then suddenly a person appeared. It was Krystle and she was with Peter and they were both hot and bothered.
“Peter, let’s go back in the room, I have some things to try out,” Krystle said. Then Peter said, “You kinky bitch, lets go!” Chela walked in and ran out. She thought for a second and ran back in and started using her tongue (I won’t say who on). Then
suddenly there was a voice singing. No one knew who or what it was but Chela was loving it. Then a body crashed through a window and Chela recognised it was her favourite singer, Britney Spears.
Krystle:
Uh << Rewind!!! That didn’t happen! Kate and Adam walked out of the janitors closet eating cake.
“That was great!” Adam said.
“Yeah!” Kate agreed.
“What?” Chela asked.
“Chocolate cake. We found it in the janitors closet,” Adam said cheekily. Suddenly Krystle and the weird Adrian guy appeared.
“Where have you been Krystle?” Michelle asked.
“Well, we went to Tahiti,” Krystle said, smiling at Adrian.
“What?! I want to go to Tahiti!” Adam exclaimed.
“Well go then,” Emzly said.
“But I don’t have enough money to buy a plane ticket!” he said dumbly.
“Uh, duh! This is a story, anything can happen,” Pierce said.
“Oh, yeah, maybe I will,” Adam said.
~*~ENTRY FROM BRENDAN EDITED OUT DUE TO DISOBEYING STORYWRITING RULES~*~
Katatium:
Chela grabbed onto Britney Spears’ arm and started swinging her head around and singing, “Helicopter, helicopter, please come down, if you don’t I’ll shoot you down!!” At this stage, she grabbed a machete from her pocket and started shooting BS in the balls.
“I don’t like you anymore!” screamed Kate and she punched Adam in the nose. “You smell like cabbage!!”
“Na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!” yelled Chela. Krystle was just standing there when Adrian leaned over and started pashing Krystle.
Suddenly a guy named Mr. Hart ran out of nowhere and started taking photos of Michelle’s chest.
“Yeah, baby, yeah!” he yelled.
“Let’s go, this place is soooo amazingly boring,” said a short redheaded girl standing there. Everybody looked around at her.
“That makes a whole lot of sense!” said Michelle with the crazy perve still perving on her.
Adam ran over to the redhead.
“What is your name my sweet bride?” asked Adam getting down on one knee.
“Rebecca, my soon to be husband!”
And at that, those two ran off into the distance holding hands.
Chela:
But a few seconds later Rebecca ran back laughing like crazy.
“Um, hi again,” Michelle said, looking puzzled. “What happened to Adam?”
Rebecca started laughing even more and finally managed to gasp out, “I went to kick him in the balls but he didn’t have any!” And she fell on the ground laughing.
“Um, duh, when did you figure that out?” Chela muttered.
Krystle:
“Hey! I haven’t been here long, how was I to know?!” Rebecca exclaimed. Adrian had finally stopped pashing Krystle.
“Finally, I can breath!” Krystle said.
“Where’s Peter?” Michelle asked, looking around.
“No idea!” Pierce and Emzly exclaimed at the same time.
Chela:
“Personal jinx!!!” Pierce yelled out the next second.
Emzly:
Pierce was dancing on the spot saying, “Haha Emzly, haha Emzly, haha Emzly, I jinxed you!”
But Emzly just replied, “Not anymore. You said my name three times, hahaha!!”
Pierce went all sad and was nearly in tears when Rebecca came over, kissed him on the lips and then she just walked off with Pierce running after her.
After a while Peter came out of a door doing up the belt on his pants. Michelle yelled out to him, “What the hell were you doing without me?!!”
Peter looked astonished and replied, “I was hanging a leak. Why? Do you have a problem with it?”
Michelle said, “No, not really. I was just getting worried about you.” And then they
started making out in front of everyone.
Krystle:
Suddenly there was a loud rumbling sound from outside. Everyone ran out and saw a large jumbo jet and Pierce and Rebecca were waving at them from the cockpit.
“Come on, let’s travel the world!” Rebecca said.
“All aboard!” Pierce called. Emzly, Krystle, Adrian, Kate, Chela, Blake, Michelle and Peter jumped into the plane and they took off.
“Er, where did you guys get this plane?” Kate asked.
“Oh, off some men at the airport!” Rebecca answered cheerfully.
“Those men?” Chela asked, pointing at some men on the ground who were yelling and shaking their fists at them.
“Yeah! Probably,” Pierce replied.
“So where to first?!” Rebecca yelled from the cockpit.
Adam:
Chela suggested that they should go to Jamaica.
Everyone agreed to this apart from Pierce who wanted to go to Paris.
“I want to go to Paris!” Pierce said. “I want to get laid!”
“Well I guess you won’t since we are going to Jamaica,” Chela retorted.
And so it was decided. They were going to Madrid in Russia.
Krystle:
“Which idiot thinks Madrid is in Russia?” Krystle asked. “It’s actually in Spain. Duh!”
“Um, no, it’s in Russia,” Adam said.
“No, it’s in Spain,” Krystle said.
And so they started arguing over where Madrid is.
Chela:
“Shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking fag!” Blake suddenly yelled out while hitting Adam over the head with a baseball bat. Adam slumped to the ground unconcious.
“Sweeet,” Chela murmured while dancing a jig.
“Hey!” Adrian exclaimed. “I’ve got an idea. Let’s go to Egypt!”
“Yeah!” Peter agreed. “I can lock Michelle in a pyra - woops, shouldn’t have said that.”
Michelle was standing nearby giving Peter the evil eye.
“Screw you bastard,” she muttered.
Peter shrugged.
“Been there, done that,” he said cheerfully.
“Wow!” yelled Rebecca from the cockpit. “What’s that in front of us?!”.........
Katatium:
It was a man standing in midair and drilling a hole in the bottom of a bucket.
“There’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,” Chela started singing but was quickly stopped by everyone yelling, “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!” at the one time.
“Right,” said Pierce looking at Kate who was sitting at the minibar with a crazy glint in her eyes.
“What the fuck is with her?” asked Michelle with a raised eyebrow.
Suddenly Chela started jumping around screaming, “I’M WEARING NEW SOCKS! I’M WEARING NEW SOCKS!” Then she fell to the floor and broke into tears.
Everybody just stood there and looked at Chela when Blake moved forward and started poking Chela with a stick.
Chela jumped to her feet and ran into the toilet where they could just hear her singing, “There’s a whore in my bucket, dear Liza!”
Suddenly the plane hit some air pockets and they felt themselves falling through the air to their bloody death.
Krystle:
Suddenly Superman came flying up and caught the plane.
“It’s a bird!” Blake yelled out.
“It’s a plane!” Michelle called.
"No, you dolts, it’s Superman!!!” Chela squealed.
After Superman had put the plane back on course, he flew off.
“Bye bye!” Rebecca yelled and they zoomed off when suddenly...there was a loud bang and a red cape with a ‘S’ on the back went flying past.
“Is it my imagination or was that Superman’s cape?” Emzly asked.
“Uh, I think it was Superman’s cape,” Peter said.
“Oh no, we killed Superman!” Pierce screamed and began running up and down the plane screaming, “Let me off, let me off, let me off,” really fast.
“Shut up,” Adam said.
Michelle stepped forward, grabbed Pierce by the shoulders and began slapping him across the face yelling, “Get your act together, no one else knows we killed Superman!”
There was a loud rumbling noise and Kate ran, and looked out of the windows and saw.....
Emzly:
Supermans body stuck in one of the engines. Kate started to scream and everybody ran to the window, even the pilot, so the plane was plummeting to the ground but little Pierce ran into the cockpit and pulled it up and so they were off to Egypt and....
Krystle:
Before long they had reached Egypt.
“Fuck, it’s hot!” Michelle said as she got off the plane.
“Yeah! Bloody hell,” Krystle said.
“Let’s go explore the tombs!” Pierce shouted excitedly. Rebecca locked the door to the plane and they set off, and met......
David:
Josh, he was a charming chicken, Bk Bk. Pierce sucked him all night long. They went into AS (wtf does AS mean david?! :0S ) to eat some cereal and Chela got mysteriously raped by the Josh chicken and David managed to win $10 million in the Lotto. They all said, “Goodbye,” and left.
Llorinda:
Then here comes an oh mighty, shining hero wearing Speedos. Blake! Chela’s rescuer.
Chela:
He ran past them laughing heaps.
“Um, where the hell is he going?” Pierce asked, confused.
“I dunno, let’s follow him and find out!” Peter yelled excitedly. So they all followed Blake who ran across the hot sand till he came to......
Pierce:
A mighty big pyramid.
"That's a mighty big pyramid," said Chela, Adam, Michelle, Blake, Adrian, Krystle, Kate, and all those other people who were around. Apart from David, because he's gone, and Blake ate him and the pyramid took his monkey. Er, I mean, his money.
"Yes, fools, that's what I said," said Pierce.
"Hunh?" said everyone else.
"er... what does 'hunh' mean?" inquired a passing rock.
"AHHH!" screwed- er, I mean screamed, my fingers act without will- Kate. "It's one of... those places!"
"What places?" asked Blake with a puzzled look on his face.
"The places where screwed up things happen. Much magic around," replied Kate, trying to look like she was wise and all-knowing.
"Indeed," commented a slick of oil which had suddenly appeared in the sand.
"Argh!" said Chela, Rebecca and Emzly together. They looked at each other strangely, then continued, "I can't take this! Let's run into the pyramid!"
"Hey... weird," said Pierce. "You could be triplets." He made a strange gasping noise. "TRIPLETS!"
"All right," said Blake, sounding a lot like Basil from Austin Powers. "Come on Pierce!"
Pierce made a strange gasping noise again. "Triplets, Blake! Triplets!"
"Ah, come on Austin," said Adam, also sounding like Basil. "It's a pyramid! In Egypt! Much jollifuless!"
"Rrg... jollifulness is my word," grumbled Pierce.
"EGYPT!" gasped Rebecca. "That's my favourite country!"
"Uh... you didn't know this was Egypt before?" asked Chela?
"Er.. no. Sorry."
Chela sighed and stalked off.
Unfortunately the person she was stalking didn't like being stalked, so the stalkee (who happened to be David Voisey) arranged for an unfortunate smelting accident to happen to Chela.
"argh" said Chela.
Unknown:
"Pierce, what's the big deal huh? Even if I was a triplet with Rebecca and Emzly -- which I'm NOT...I don't think so anyway -- who really cares? I mean, it ain't like you're gonna end up having a foursome with triplets." And with that Chela waddled off pretending to be a duck.
Krystle:
"Right! Well I'm really confused. What the hell is going on?" Krystle asked.
"It's too complicated to explain," Kate said in an undertone.
"Chela wants to be a chicken! Chela wants to be a chicken! Chela wants to be a duck! Bk, bk, bk!" Chela sung.
"Get off!" a voice yelled at her. Everyone looked down and saw a small plant on the ground.
"Er -- sorry about her!" Kate said.
"yeah, whatever," the plant said.
"Can we leave? This place is really queer," Pierce whinged.
Adam:
Everyone was walking in the pyramid apart from Blake who got Chela and told her that he was going to take the jet and go to Thailand for a few weeks. Before he left Chela said, "Blake, I think it would be better if we broke up and remained friends."
Blake agreed and told her he would be back in one week. Chela than ran in the pyramid and caught up with everyone else. She told them that they were stuck in Egypt for a week. Everyone didnt really care about this except Emzly who hated Egypt cos sand got in all her clothes.
Krystle:
"So...what are we going to do for a week?" Adrian asked.
"Where the hell did you come from!?" Michelle asked.
"Oh, I've been here all along!" Adrian exclaimed angrily.
"All right, keep your pants on!" Emzly exclaimed.
"I don't really want him to keep his pants on," Krystle said. Adrian smiled at her cheekily and they ran off.
"Be back before next week or you'll miss the plane!" Pierce called after them.
"Er you dolt. They won't be gone long. Don't you get what they are going to do?" Chela asked.
"Um...no!" Pierce answered. Chela, Emily, Michelle, Peter, Adam and Kate all exchanged a look that plainly said, 'Baby!' "Sooo...what are we going to do?" Kate asked.
"Let's steal a bunch of camels and go exploring the tombs!" Chela shouted excitedly.
"Ok!" Emzly said.
"What about Krystle and Adrian?" Peter asked.
"What about us?" Krystle asked as her and Adrian came towards them looking hot and bothered.
"No time to explain, just follow us. I saw some camels on the way here." Michelle said. They all walked off and then they saw Josh, a pink and purple camel.
"Hi, I'm josh and I'd like to talk to you about reincarnation," he said. Everyone looked at eachother.
"Go away!" Peter yelled and pulled out a gun and shot Josh dead.
"Why does he keep turning up?" Chela asked.
"He doesn't," Emzly said. Suddenly they heard someone singing, "Oops, I did it again!" Chela's eyes opened wide in fear.
"Please, no, don't be -" she began as they walked around a rock and found Britney Spears singing to nine camels.
"Noooo!!!" Chela screamed.
"Lets steal their camels," Michelle said. So they stole the camels and rode off until they arrived at.....
Kate:
A sign which had a plain white arrow painted on it.
"Wow! A sign!" said Peter in amazement.
"Dumbass!" Krystle yelled at Peter as he was still in a state of amazement. But Peter being Peter he rode up to the sign and started sniffing it.
Michelle rode up to Peter and kicked his camel in the nuts so that it was in so much pain it ran head long into the sign.
"AAARGHHHH!!!!" They heard Chela screaming while riding off. Those whose camels could still walk (everybodys but Peters) ran after her.
They found her about 3 miles further on being attacked by little purple leprechauns that strangely enough resembled Britney Spears.
Pierce walked over to Chela and picked up one of the mini BS's by the hair, turned to the rest of the group and with a smile asked them, "Can I keep one?"
Suddenly the ground began to shake and....
Adam:
They saw a giant Britney Spears leprechaun running towards them. GBSL ran towards Adrian and picked him up and threw him far into the distance. Krystle was pissed off with her so she ran over to GBSL and started biting her leg. GBSL screeched a loud screech and ran off crying. All the little BS leprechauns followed her too.
When all the BS leprechauns had left everyone was looking for Chela and Adam who had mysteriously disappeared :P
Kate:
Everybody was just looking around for them when from the distance they heard a girl giggling from behind a pyramid. So they all walked around and saw Adam layng on the ground and Chela was tickling his...wait for it....shorts. All the girls just turned and walked away but the boys were interested and stayed to watch Adam giggle like a girl.
Michelle:
All of a sudden they realised everyone was watching so they got up, scratched their heads and walked in opposite directions.
"Right" said Michelle
"What the fuck!?" said Kate
"Okay, so what to do, what to do..." said Emzly...
Kate:
"That could give you nightmares," mumbled Krystle with a shocked look on her face. Then she broke into tears and could say no more.
Emily:
Emily and Michelle went to comfort her. When she had stopped crying she started screaming, "Look, there's a mummy! Oooh, there's a mummy!!" Peter turned and....
Krystle:
"Oh my god! It's a mummy!" Peter exclaimed.
"Nah! You don't say!" Pierce cried.
"Can we please go? I've seen heaps of mummy movies and I've seen what happens to the main characters..." Krystle trailed off.
"Grow up," Pierce said.
"Speak for yourself," Krystle mumbled. The mummy was now walking towards them.
"Arghhh!!!" Krystle screamed and ran off screaming for Adrian. Five minutes later she returned with....
Chela:
A devil's trident.
"Here 'ya go," she said, handing it to Chela.
"Oh, thanks dolt," Chela replied zapping Krystle.
"That's nice!" Pierce exclaimed.
"Screw you bastard, do yourself a favour and keep your mouth shut for once," Chela said, zapping him too.
"Ouch!" Pierce cried, scowling at her.
"Um, excuse me, does anyone happen to remember that there's a mummy coming at us!?" Michelle yelled.
"Oh yeah, woops, sorry 'bout that," Chela replied turing her attention back to the mummy coming at them.
Suddenly Kate started jumping up and down and screaming, "Aarghhh!!! A disease-infested, laser-beam-equipped, iron-armoured, machine gun-equipped, trigger-happy, vicious, terrifying shark cross alligator mutant thingy just bit me!!!!!"
Everyone looked at her and saw a slug on her foot.
"Aaarghhh!!! Gerroff me, gerroff me, gerroff me!!!" Kate shrieked.
"Aarghh!!! A disease-infested, laser-beam-equipped, iron-armoured, machine gun-equipped, trigger-happy, vicious, terrifying shark cross alligator mutant thingy!!!!!" Everyone screamed.
Kate kicked her foot trying to get rid of the shark cross alligator mutant thingy while everyone else ran for cover.
"Is it gone yet?" Pierce asked peeking out from behind a rock.
"I thought I told you to shut up," Chela grumbled, zapping him again.
"Um, Chela, why don't you zap the shark cross alligator mutant thingy instead of zapping us?" Krystle asked.
"Because that would be too easy," Emzly replied from behind a dead tree.
Chela ignored them and zapped towards the slug but missed and hit Kate instead.
"Oomf," Kate said as she fell over unconcious.
"Woops," Chela said as she took aim again and this time managed to zap the slug.
"MUMMY!!!!" Peter suddenly screamed like a schoolgirl. Michelle turned around to find the mummy standing behind her.
"GRRRR!!!" the mummy growled. Michelle wrinkled her nose and waved her hand in front of her face.
"Bad breath," she explained to the others who were looking on questioningly.
"Oh," they murmured quietly. The mummy opened his mouth (Michelle grabbed her nose quickly) and said......
Krystle:
"Yuk. When was he last time you brushed your teeth!? It must have been three thousand years or something!" Michelle exclaimed to the mummy.
"Actually it's more like three days," the mummy said in a familiar voice.
It began unwinding its bandages to reveal Rebecca.
"Oh, that's where you've been. I'd just been wondering where you'd gotten to," Emily said.
"I scared you all so much," Rebecca chuckled.
"I wasn't scared," Peter said in a macho voice.
"Yeah, and you were only screaming like a schoolgirl to impress Michelle I guess?" Rebecca asked.
"Nah, me and Shelly are over for good," Peter said.
Suddenly there was a loud BANG........
Adam:
Everyone looked ahead and saw Peter fall down a trapdoor. Michelle ran over to the trapdoor.
"Peter, come back to me!" she screamed as she jumped down the trapdoor not knowing what would happen to her. Everyone rushed over and looked down the hole. Chela shone a torch down there to see Peter and Michelle making out. Everyone decided to leave them alone and give them a bit of private time. They started to walk further into the pyramid when a REAL mummy started to walk towards them.
Pierce was so scared he ran away screaming like a little baby (which he is). A girl then ran in, chopped the mummys head off with a machete and punched Chela square in the nose then she ran off with Adam.
"Who was that?" asked Kate.
"It was this chick named Vicki who is my sister," replied chela.
Kate:
"Damn, this place stinks like shit!" said Krystle, squinting her eyes in the darkness.
Adam:
Chela struggled to get back on her feet when Vicki knocked her square on her ass. She leant against a wall and it flipped and she was nowhere in sight. She walked forward not being able to see when she bumped into this person who then turned on his torch and saw chela (poor him). He told her that his name's Kelvin and that he is married to Kate. Chela was stunned to hear this because Kate never mentioned anything about him (probably because of his name).
Chela started walking forward. She never noticed that kelvin wasn't following her. She walked forward, through a wall (don't ask how) and ended up back with everyone. Meanwhile Michelle and Peter had broken up again because they were sick of eachother and found a way back to the group.
Peter:
Adam appeared out of nowhere. Peter grabbed Adam and kicked him in the balls and everyone looked at him laughing so then Peter walked away yelling something about how he was gonna go find a dead person.
Chela:
Suddenly Krystle sat down on the ground and burst into tears.
"What's wrong with her?" Michelle asked. Everyone else shrugged except for Chela who replied, "a bug squashed her."
"Oh....um....okie dokie then...." Michelle murmured looking confused.
"Actually, I'm crying because I lost my voice," Krystle interrupted.
"Oh! Well that makes a whole lot more sense then!" Michelle said, looking relieved.
"So people, wasn't there a mummy coming at us a few seconds ago?" Emzly asked.
"No dumbass!" Pierce yelled. "Vicki chopped off its head! Duh!"
"What the fuck!? Where the hell did you come from!?" Peter yelled.
"Me? I came from that vortex right there leading into Adams bedro....woops, said too much. Where did YOU come from!? I thought you went off looking for a dead person," Pierce replied, hastily changing the subject.
"Oh my god, I came from that vortex too!!! You've been in Adam's room as well? Cool!" Peter yelled.
Michelle:
Michelle gave Peter a really weird look.
"Um, right Peter..." she murmured.
"Peter I thought you were going to find a dead person," Chela said.
"Why would you want to find a dead person Peter?" Krystle asked.
"DON'T WANT TO KNOW!" screamed Emily
"YUK!" screamed Michelle
"Get away!!!" yelled Chela.
Chela:
Peter looked at them all with a shocked look on his face.
"Oh my god, how did you know!?" he exclaimed.
"Well I don't know about the others but I knew because I want a dead person for the same thing," Pierce informed them all cheerfully.
"Oh! Was that why you two were in my bedroom?" Adam asked them.
"Huh? Was what why who were where?" Peter asked Adam looking confused.
"Were you and Pierce in my bedroom because you were looking for a dead person to do things with?" Adam asked impatiently.
"Oh! Well....something like that..." Peter replied looking slyly at Pierce with a cheeky look on his face.
"Ewwww!!!" yelled Emzly.
"Revolting!!!" Michelle screamed.
"I think I'm gonna be sick..." mumbled Chela looking green.
"Aw, I missed out," Adam grumbled looking annoyed.
Michelle:
"I am going this way now," said Michelle pointing in the opposite direction.
"I am coming too!" said Emzly and Chela.
"Ok. Goodbye. See you in a couple of days," said Peter.
"Meet you at the sign in three days okay? DON'T FORGET!" said Michelle.
Adam:
The three girls were walking in that direction. Michelle was leading with Emily close behind and Chela was right behind them but decided to go another way (one where Pierce was). So Chela turned and stumbled upon a dead body.....
Krystle:
"Oh my god, it's Rebecca! She's dead!" Chela cried. They all started crying and they were crying so loudly, that Oeter, Pierce, Adam, Adrian and Krystle all came running to find them.
"What's wrong?" Adrian asked.
"It's Rebecca. She's dead," Emzly cried. The boys and Krystle all started crying too.
"Let's have a funeral for her!" Michelle yelled. So they buried Rebecca's body and......
Kate:
Kate appeared singing, "We can dance, we can dance, everybody look at your pants!"
And with that everybody bowed down their heads and looked at their pants. All of a sudden they heard giggling from behind them. Krystle turned around and said, "Chela, what the hell are you laughing at this time?"
"Mine are blue!" Chela yelled. "Hey, guess what!"
"What!?!?" everybody yelled together.
"There's a whore in my bucket!" she yelled, then broke into fits of hysterical laughter.
Michelle:
Then all of a sudden Pierce screamed.
"What's wrong Pierce?!" screamed Emzly.
"I'm not wearing any pants!" he replied
"AARGHHHH!!!" Everyone screamed.
"Get some pants on!" yelled Michelle.
Kate:
Then everybody made a conga line and started dancing into the distance. They were dancing along innocently when there was a noise behind them like somebody dragging their feet through the sand. They looked around and standing there was Rebecca holding her decaying left hand in her left hand [Moi: What the fuck!?!?!?].
Michelle:
WHAT THE?!?!?!?!.....
Kate:
Everybody was standing there looking shocked except Kate who started singing, "We can dance, we can dance, everybody look at your pants!" while holding a pair of pants out to everybody.
Krystle:
Suddenly Krystle pulled out a semi-automatic machine gun and blew a hole right through Rebecca's heart. Rebecca keeled over and died......again and her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she had a blank expression on her face.
"Now let's make sure she won't come back again," Krystle said. "We'll put a curse on her so she will never ever come back again."
So they placed the curse on her and burnt her body to ash and it blew away in the wind, never to return again {WRITERS: Never write Rebecca back into the story. She's gone, she's dead, get over it and move on}.
Kate began singing, "We can dance, we can dance, everybody look at your pants!" So everybody looked at their pants again and one again, Pierce let out a shriek.
"I'm not wearing pants," he screamed. "I'm wearing a skirt!" Everone looked at him and saw that he was wearing a pink tartan kilt.
Chela:
"No he isn't!" Chela yelled out in surprise.
"No he isn't what?" Everyone asked her, puzzled-like.
"That is not a skirt!" She yelled out, pointing to the skirt in horror.
"Um, Chela?" Michelle asked gently. "Pierce is wearing a skirt. See? Look at it!"
"It isn't! It isn't it isn't it isn't it isn't it isn't!!!!" Chela screamed, running in a little circle in horror.
"Chela, fucking calm down!!!" Kate yelled. "Pierce is wearing a pink skirt!!! Get over it!!!"
"He isn't wearing a skirt," chela mumbled, sobbing into her hands. "It's an illusion and this line has to go forever because the teacher says I'm only allowed to write one more sentence then I have to put the book away and actually do some work so for your explanation about Pierce's skirt, well it is not a skirt, it is a pair of cyclops pants and it turns into an illusion if you don't have only one eye so people like us can see a skirt when it's really a pair of pants and Pierce is not wearing a skirt, it's an evilated illusion which will kill us all!!!!! The only one of us who can see the truth is my pikachu whose eyeball I poked out!!!"
Everyone stared at her for a few seconds before shaking their heads and walking off.
"Freak," Pierce muttered under his breath.
"Damn right about that," Michelle murmured in agreement.
"People!! Wait up for me and One-Eyed Pikachu!!!" Chela called from behind them. Everyone started walking faster.
"Who the fuck is this One-Eyed Pikachu she keeps going on about!?" Kate asked no one in particular.
"Her pikachu that she poked the eyeball out of," No one in particular responded.
"Oh. Oinki quinki then," Kate murmured.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" Pierce yelled, staring at Kate. "What the fuck does 'oinki quinki' mean!?!?"
"I dunno, Chela wrote it," Kate shrugged.
"Oh. That explains it then," Pierce answered, relieved.
Kate:
So there they were walking along when they saw a figure in the distance. All of a sudden Chela stopped walking and Krystle walked into the back of her.
"Hey Kate," Chela said.
"What Chela?" asked Kate.
"I saw Kelvin before," she answered with a suspicious look in her eyes.
"Kelvin who?" Kate asked, looking dumbstruck.
"You know, Kelvin....Your HUSBAND!!" she screamed.
"Um, Chela, I don't have a husband," Kate responded, raising one eyebrow.
With that they kept walking. Suddenly a door in the ground opened and a platform rose up with Britney Spears standing on it singing.
Krystle:
"Aarghhh!!!" Chela screamed. "Why the fuck does she keep turning up!? Is she stalking me or something!?" there was a loud rumbling and the jet that had brought them to Egypt landed.
"Blake!" Chela gasped. "You've saved us!"
The door opened and Blake stepped out.
"Quick, get on the plane!" Blake yelled.
They all got on except for Krystle who was running towards a person.
"Adrian, quick, we have to go!" Krystle cried.
"My name's not Adrian. I changed it to Joel so call me Joel," he told her. Krystle's eyes sparkled.
"Okay Joel, let's this place," she replied, grabbing his hand and pulling him onto the plane. the door closed behind them and they took off, heading for....
Pirilli:
Hawaii. They were on the plane for about two days and all of a sudden they hit a flock of ducks!
Emzly:
A couple of them went into the engines and came out as roast ducks. Chela grabbed them and started to eat one till Emzly yelled out, "How do you know where they have been Chela!?"
"Um, I don't know and I don't care," Chela replied.
Meanwhile, Michelle was slapping Peter across the face because he tried to feel her ass and....
Adam:
The jet started to smoke and it started to fall from the sky. Pierce was running around in cicles very frantically and Chela was screaming, "I'm too young to die!!"
The jet plummeted into the Pacific Ocean and water was flowing into the plane very slowly.
"Let's open the door and swim to the top!" Emzly yelled.
"No you DOLT, you can't do that!" Chela cried. So they walked around trying to think of a way out when Emzly came out with a great idea. She said, "We should let water in and hop in a parachute!"
Everyone just looked at her very stupidly.
"That is the dumbest idea I have ever heard," said Michelle.
So anyway, the plane then finally hit the bottom of the ocean and the water was almost at the top of the jet. Michelle looked out the window to see a hatch on the ocean floor. She called everyone over and said, "We can escape through that hatch!"
So Pierce decided to go out and see if he could open it. He stupidly opened the jet door and the plane filled up with water. Everyone had to swim out and go to the hatch. Adam finally got it open and all these air bubbles came out and knocked Pierce up towards the surface. Everyone got in the hatch except for Pierce and so they closed the hatch.
All the water exited from the room somehow and everyone could breath. Everyone was okay apart from Chela who started screaming, "Stay away!! Why won't you leave me alone!?!?" No one knew what she was on about until they started to hear Britney Spears singing.
Kate:
"No seriously, I can't take this fucked up shit any fucking longer!!" Chela screamed.
A rope was being lowered from the roof and there was Britney suspended from it. When she got to the ground Chela ran over to her and bit her on her leg.
Then all of a sudden Britney Spears head started inflating then BOOM!!! Britney had been incinerated.
Krystle:
"Yeah!" Chela squealed.
"Oops, I did it again!" Pierce yelled.
"Where are we?" Krystle asked.
"Under the sea," Michelle replied.
"I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octopuses garden in the shade!!" Pierce sung.
"SHUT UP!!!" Everyone shouted.
"Okay, okay," Pierce grumbled.
"Can we puh-leeze get out of here? I'm so bored!" Emzly cried. Suddenly a stair case lowered down and everyone began climbing it until they reached another hatch. They opened it, looked out and saw....
Kate:
Hampton the Hampster doing a dance with all his little gay friends.
"Who says we turn around?" asked Kate.
But it was too late. Chela was already on stage, dancing and singing along. So they decided to wait for her....and wait....and wait....and wait, till finally she came back to the group.
"Phew! Those hampsters are sooo amazingly cool!" she said.
"Um, let's go," said Krystle, and with a final sympathetic look at the hampsters they walked on...
Krystle:
"Where the heck are we?" Joel asked.
"You're in Romania," a voice called out. They turned and saw a little girl with long brown plaits skipping towards them.
"Did you see Hampton the Hampster? I love him! He is so cool! Do you like him?" the little girl asked.
"Yes, we saw him and no, we don't like him," said Emzly.
"What's your name?" Kate asked the little girl.
"My name is Sacha," the little girl replied. "Is there any way I can help you?" Everyone looked at eachother.
"You could get us a jet-" Pierce began, smiling.
"-And $1 million!" Peter interrupted.
"Ok, wait here," Sacha said and ran off. Finally she returned half an hour with...
Michelle:
A model plane and $1 million of Monopoly money.
"Um, we were asking for a REAL plane and $1 mill of REAL money," said everyone.
"Oh, okay, I will be back in a minute," replied Sacha...
Krystle:
Half an hour later she returned with a real jet and real $1 million.
"I borrowed the jet off my papa and stole the money from the bank," Sacha said, looking happy.
"Thanks," Everyone said. They boarded the plane and took off heading for...
Kate:
A phat party in Nimbin.
"Where are we going?" asked Chela.
"Nimbin," replied Kate. And at that Chela ran to the toilet and everyone could hear her screaming from inside, "There's a whore in my bucket dear Liza, dear Liza!!"
"So how has your mission been going?" asked Sacha.
"Where the fuck did you come from!?" yelled Chela, who had suddenly appeared by their side.
POP!!!
Sacha's head had been blown into 1000 pieces. Everybody looked around to see what had happened then they saw a badger holding a detonator.
"Hi, my name's Josh and I'd like to talk to you about reincarnation," he said while smiling sweetly and nodding.
"Hi Josh!" everyone yelled.
Then Kate ran forward, picked up the badger and said, "Can I keep him!?"
"Okay then Kate," replied Krystle.
But for once, Josh didn't die.
"So Josh, why aren't you dead yet?" asked Chela.
"Let me guess," said Emzly. "It was Sacha that was always killing you, so now that you have killed her, you will live!"
"That is absolutely correct! You're a smart chicken!" yelled Josh.
So anyway, the plane landed and they stepped out onto...
Krystle:
Greece.
"Cool, I've always wanted to visit Greece," Blake said.
"Let's go sightseeing!" Krystle squealed.
"Let's try to lose Kate," Chela muttered so softly that only Blake, Pierce, Michelle and Joel heard her.
"Good idea," Michelle, Blake, Pierce and Joel agreed.
"Sooo, where are we going sightseeing?" Kate said, not having heard Chela's remark.
"Yeah, we're going sightseeing..." Chela said slyly.
"Just a minute, I have something I need to do," Peter said. He pulled out a machete and cut Josh's head off...
Adam:
Even after his cute little head had been chopped off he was still walking around like a freak (like Chela). It walked around and walked through the jet door. Blake ran over to the door and cried, "Josh, come back to me!" and as he finished that sentence he jumped out the jet door to plummet to his great death [Moi: weren't we already out of the plane and at Greece? :S]. No one really cared about this apart from Pierce who jumped out of the door after him.
The plane then landed in Afghanistan. They dropped Chela off there and then flew away :) The plane then stopped at Iceland where they dropped Sacha's body off. For Michelle they dropped her off at Italy. Next was Peter and Krystle who wanted to get some private time so they went to France. That was almost everyone apart from Kate, Emzly, Adam, Joel and I can't remember anyone else. We will make this quick.
So Kate went to Ethiopia, Emzly to America, Adam back to Egypt and Joel to the Netherlands. This will be fun.
Krystle:
Just when Chela thought she had gotten rid of everyone else, Adam popped up beside her. Written all over his face was, "I like Chela, I like Chela."
"Er, what are you-" Chela began but was interrupted by a small popping noise and Krystle, Peter, Michelle, Emzly and Joel appeared.
"I thought I had gotten rid of you lot," they all said in unison.
"Hey, we gotm rid of Kate and Pierce!" Chela squealed.
"Can we leave? I think that Osama Bin Laden is watching us!" Joel cried.
"Okay, but only after I've killed him!" Chela cried with a mad glint in her eyes....
(NOTE: Will you people stop making Peter and I run off together to be alone? Thank you, Krystle.)
Michelle:
"Hey, where is Pierce?" asked Emzly.
"I am here everyone! Look up!" yelled Pierce.
"Oh my god, I always thought Pierce was an alien but I didn't think it was true!" said Michelle...
Krystle:
"I am an alien and my kind are going to take over the earth and turn all the humans into slaves," Pierce cried.
"And how do you know?" Chela asked.
"Because I am the King," Pierce told them.
Krystle snorted. "What! A little baby like you is a king!? You have got to be joking!" she cried. Everyone but Pierce began laughing.
"I'll show you! You'll regret laughing at Pierce Wilcox!" Pierce yelled and climbed back into the spaceship and flew off into space.
"Well now we know where he is," Adam said cheerfully.
"Can we leave now? Osama Bin Laden is still watching us!" Joel cried.
"Can I please kill him?" Chela whined.
"FINE!" Michelle and Emzly cried in unison. So Chela pulled out a knife and walked towards Osama Bin Laden then....
Michelle:
BANG!!!
"What the fuck!?" yelled Chela. "I wanted to stab him!!!"
"Who shot him or whatever it was?" asked Emzly.
"Hehehe, I did it!" said Peter.
"You stupid bastard!" yelled Chela.
Adam:
Chela walked over to Peter and punched him in the nose. Chela then walked away. Vicki (who mysteriously appeared) walked........
Shelly (Michelle):
Over to Adam and kissed him.
"Wow, I never knew u felt that way," said Adam. He and Vicki then misteriously disappeared.
Adam:
Chela then walked over to Peter and started giving him heLP to get up because she felt bad about punching him. Emzly then said, "Hey everyone, where is Kate and Blake? And, well...yeah, where are they?"
No one knew where they were but then Peter said, "I have an idea!"
"What is it?" asked Emzly. Then Peter said, "Oh...um....I forgot. Oh wait, I remember. Pierce would know where Blake is because they jumped off the jet together."
"Wow, you are actually right for once," said Emzly. So everyone was calling Pierce to come back to them from the spaceship when Kate suddenly appeared and said, "You will all die. HAHAHAHAHA." Chela, Emzly and Peter were kinda confused by this so Krystle said, "Uh, what do you mean by that and how will we die?"
Then Kate replied, "I AM BRITNEY SPEARS AND I WILL KILL YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!" Everyone was shocked by this apart from Chela who was laughing hysterically.
"Wherever I go, she always turns up. I will kill her again," said Chela. She ran over and started bitch slapping BS. She responded by crying and saying, "Why don't you go to Africa so you can stop killing me?" All the peoples felt sorry for her apart from Krystle who couldn't stop herself from laughing at her.
"Krystle, will you stop being so cold-hearted? Can't you see she is in pain? And BS, I won't kill you if you come on a journey with us without trying to kill us," said Chela. BS thought about this very carefully and she decided to join em. Michelle wasn't very happy about this because BS kept looking at Peter in a strange way. So Michelle walked over to Peter and started walking with him.
Then Emzly wondered, "Where did Adam and Vicki disappear to?" Then suddenly out of the bushes they appeared, but they were fighting.
Chela:
They joined the group and Krystle asked, "Why are you two fighting?"
"Because Vicki stole my boxers!" Adam yelled, glaring at Vicki.
"No I didn't," she screamed. "Blake stole them you fuckwit!"
"Oh, okay then," Adam said, finally remembering.
"Blake!?" Chela yelled. "I thought he jumped off the jet!"
"Yeah, well I decided to come back," Blake said from behind them.
"Oh, there you are," Krystle said as everyone turned to stare at him.
"Can I kill him please?" Chela asked. "Pretty please with chocolate sauce on top? Or cherries if you like them better?"
Everyone was silent for a few seconds before replying....."NO!"
Adam:
"Oh, pretty please, with chocolate topping and cherries on top?" she begged.
Everyone huddled in the corner and decided (Chela let me write this so don't get pissed) that she could torture him for a while if she told them who the father of her baby is.
Shelly:
"Okay, okay, I will tell you! the father of my child is..............ha ha, not telling you!" yelled Chela, gleefully.
"CHELA!" Everyone yelled.
"Okay, okay, it's Adam," Chela replied.
"It is true, I am the father. It happened....
Chela:
"When Blake was in Thailand," Adam finished, smiling cheerfully at them all. Chela smiled at him and suddenly pulled a knife out of nowhere and stabbed herself while laughing hysterically....
Adam:
But she stabbed herself in the arm, the dumbass!
"NO!!! I want the baby gone, but I can't kill it cos it won't die!!!" screamed Chela. Then suddenly her stomach started to grow really fat as though she was pregnant. Then she went into labour and the baby was suddenly born [I'm sure as hell aint gonna type what Adam actually wrote in the story instead of that!].
Chela:
The baby was.....
Michelle:
Exactly like Chela: beautiful and everything [weirdness dude], and Chela named it Sushi.
Adam:
She was a leprechaun. Everyone was looking at her and saying stuff like, "How cute is it!?" Chela walked up to it but suddenly Blake took it and ran like crazy. Pplz tried to chase after him but he was too fast. Then Chela said, "A dingo took my baby!" She started to cry but then went over to Pierce.
"Pierce, if you get my baby back then I will sleep with you, I promise," she said to him.
Michelle:
"I am going after my baby!" Chela cried.
"But I want to find it!" Pierce yelled. Pierce sat down on the ground crying.
Chela ran and ran and ran. Then she came to a cave.
"Blake, give back my baby," Chela said.
"Not until you tell everyone I am the father, not Adam," Blake replied.
"Okay, okay, I will, just come here and give me my baby."
Krystle:
"I'll give you your baby, if you tell everyone I'm the father!" Blake demanded.
"Why do you care so much? Why do you want everyone to know that you're the father?" Chela asked.
"Well, um...."
Kate:
And at that, Blake launched forward and started pashing Chela. But when Blake pulled away Chela was already running in the opposite direction.
Blake went outside and joined the others and there was Chela, walking around in circles, pecking the ground. So Kate started singing, "I feel like chicken tonight!" and with that ran over and bit Chela on the arm.
Adam:
Kate had bitten Chela right in the cut of her arm where she had stabbed herself. Kate was licking the blood in it when Chela punched her in the gut and started pecking the ground again and making squaking noises.
"Let's cook and eat her cos I'm hungry," said Michelle.
"No! We can't eat her! Not unti we've found her baby!" exclaimed Emzly. So pplz went to look for her baby. Mainly Pierce, Joel, BS and Adam.
In the meantime, Blake was on a camel slowly going to Mexico.
"We are almost there. Only 50 miles left," Blake told Sushi. But back with the other pplz, Pierce had managed to get caught in a net and was saying, "Someone, anyone! HELP ME!!"
Chela:
(Note: GET OVER ME BEING A CHICKEN!!! IT'S GETTING SOOO ANNOYING!! AND OLD TOO!!!)
(Another note: I FUCKING HATE BLAKE, AND I DON'T WANT ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH HIM!!! Got it in your thick heads yet!?!?!?!)
Krystle:
"You don't need help," Adam told him.
"Adam, can you get me out?" Pierce asked Adam.
"Um....NO!" Adam replied, and walked off flapping his arms like a bird.
"Where's my baby!?!" Chela was crying.
"I think Blake took it," Michelle answered....
Chela:
"Aaarghhh!!!" Chela screamed. "I want my poor baby Sushi back! He'll infect it!!!" So everyone started looking under rocks and behind eachother for Blake and the kidnapped Sushi.
"Hey guys," Pierce finally said after about 3 hours of searching. "Am I the only one getting sorta bored of this?"
Everyone else agreed that it was getting sorta boring searching under rocks for Sushi. So Emzly clicked her fingers and suddenly a light pink schoolbook showed up in her hands.
"Hmm," she murmured, while flicking through the pages of the book. "Now let's see......Aha! Here it is!"
"Here's what?" Michelle asked, trying to see what Emzly was looking at.
So Emzly read out from the book, "In the meantime, Blake was on a camel, slowly going to Mexico."
"Hey!" Krystle yelled. "You have the story! That's impossible!"
"Um, no it isn't!" Pierce yelled. "You see, we're all following a script and everything that's written in the script we have to automatically do. So if someone writes down in the script that we get hold of it then wallah! We have it!"
Peter rolled his eyes and slapped Pierce across the back of his head.
"It's a story, not a script you dumbass!" he yelled. "And stop being so smart, it makes me feel stupid!"
So anyway, they all hopped onto a magic carpet and flew off towards Mexico.....
Krystle:
"Are we there yet?" Pierce kept asking every three seconds.
"No!" Adam yelled for the millionth time. Finally everyone just shouted, "SHUT UP!" Then everyone was silent for a few minutes before, "Are we there yet?" Pierce asked......
Adam:
"Peter, why are you so fat?" Pierce continued.
So Peter replied, "It's because I'm pregnant by Sushi you freak." Peter then started to explain about how Sushi and him had gotten married over a volcano in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
"Well how come you get pregnant and Sushi didn't?" Pierce asked. The ground then began to shake and a bright pink light shined through the clouds in the sky.
"Oh my god, it's a interdimensional hyperspacial void!" Pierce yelled. The thing then sucked Adam in, never to be seen again EVER (well not till Page 10) [WRITERS: Don't bring Adam back into the story. He killed himself for a reason, respect it].
Straight after that Peter fell on the ground and cried, "My water's breaking!" Everyone gathered around him in the puddle of water surrounding him when suddenly the baby was born [don't ask how!].
"Oh, thank god I got that out of my system," Peter said, relieved. Chela then said, "Ooooh, look at the cute baby!" Then out of nowhere Blake appeared, took Peter's baby and ran away to Mexico.
"Give me back my baby you horrible man!" Peter yelled like a woman.
Krystle:
"Blake, are you like obsessed with stealing babies or something?" Krystle asked.
"Get fucked," Blake spat.
"Maybe I will," she replied. She grabbed Joels hand and they flew off.
"Hey Adam, I have a great idea," Chela said. She leaned over and whispered something in Adam's ear. He nodded and they flew off......
Chela:
To go paint balling and arcade car racing! And Adam will never come back cos Chela's gonna run him over :0)
Adam:
But when Chela tried to run him over he dodged it and she fell off a cliff.
Chela:
But she grew wings and dropped a building on top of him :P
Adam:
She was a bad aim and it missed and hit Sushi instead.
Chela:
So Sushi went crazy and tore Adam's head off.
Adam:
But that wasn't the real Adam, it was Chela dressed up as him.
Chela:
So Chela's head grew a body and she shot him with a woozie bomb.
Adam:
But Chela didn't know that a woozie bomb does nothing. Adam then saw her screwing Pierce.
Chela:
So Adam went off and screwed Sarija to get back at her but it turned out that Pierce had disguised himself as Adam anyway.
Michelle:
STOP EVERYTHING!!! That is just silly. Okay what happened was Chela tried to run him over but Chela ran into a tree and became an angel but when she got to the gates she said, "Open the fucking gates!" so she was sent to hell but she liked it so much so she got sent back to Earth and Adam was really happy she was back so now they're going out.
Adam:
And Michelle was jealous because she wanted Adam. So she went to Emzly and told her, "I am going out with Ben Carter." (Sorry). Then Adam disappeared never to return EVER AGAIN (until pg 10)
Michelle:
STOP AGAIN!!!!
I wasn't jealous, I was happy because I finally got Chela and Adam together and I am not going out with Ben Carter, ewwww, and write Adam in whenever pplz.
Adam:
No, Adam stays dead till page10 and whoever brings me back will have sex with Pierce.
Chela:
LOL!!!
Michelle:
Okay, whatever Adam! You're gonna write yourself back in and when you do 'I' will make 'YOU' screw Pierce because we all know you're bi (sorry Chela)
Adam:
But Michelle was already bi with Britney Spears.
Michelle:
YUCK! GROSS! You're going to make me sick!! Okay, I am NOT bi and never will be okay you Lovebirds!?!
Chela:
Okay children, grow up now. All's well that ends well. Oh, and if I get with anyone but Adam it's my evil clone out to make people think it's me :P
Adam:
And if anyone gets me with anyone but Emzly it was my evil clone!
Chela:
Okay, that's it you cheating bastard! If I EVER get with Adam it's actually my evil clone who's gonna mutate into electric eels and give him a nice electric shock!!! :0)
Adam:
And if I get with Chela I must have been desperate!
Chela:
Okay, whatever. Just cos you can't get someone else like Jacqueline who we all know you want.
Adam:
No, I don't do her like you.
Michelle:
STOP IT! Give eachother a hug okay? Just stop it!
Adam:
Okay, back to the story......
[Lol, I think we got a bit off track there, hehehe....]
