- The Fat - Pages [ + ] The Fat Clan Home [ + ] The Fat Blog [ + ] Fat Family Photos [ + ] Fat Family Photos Page 2 [ + ] Fat Guy Shirts [ + ] Fat People Games [ + ] Fat Humor [ + ] Fatclan Family Films [ + ] Link [ + ] link     Some Fat Humor You know you need to do something about your weight when you board an airplane and the flight attendant designates your pot belly as carry-on luggage. I knew I had a problem when I started having to wear control-top turtlenecks. You know it's time to skip a round when you're holding your bowling ball, and you look down and you can't see it! If God had wanted us to run, instead of a belly button, He'd have given us a fast-forward button. I'm not fat. It's just that my body naturally retains chimichangas. I have no idea how much I weigh because I can't weigh naked. Without my glasses I can't see the scale. I'm already two years ahead on my daily fat allowance. I'm looking for skinny people to see if I can borrow theirs. Peter Griffin isn't a member of the fat clan, but perhaps he should be. Check this out... Your So Fat that... youre so fat, they had to invent double doors!! youre so fat, everytime you get up, so does the ricter scale!! youre so fat, when you walk into a restaurant, they call 911!! your mom so fat that when she stood on the scale, the doctor said heyy that's my phone number! your moma so fat shes both sides of the family! your moma so fat that when she broke her leg gravey pored out yo momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale the scales says one at a time please     layout by xxrouguexx     - Fatty Favorites - - Links - [ + ] link [ + ] link [ + ] link [ + ] link [ + ] link