The PIRATE SHOW PIX
On both dayz o’ our 2005 TRF attendanceth,
Mistress Leenda & I frequented the SEA DEVIL TAVERN.
Oddly enough, Jodi & I also had frequented the SEA DEVIL TAVERN in 2003!
What can I say?
It’s Ye BOMBE! LOL
In addition to the Entertainment being “Adults Only” and TRES FUNN,
the SEA DEVIL TAVERN is Well Staffed (fast drinkz) …
and you get to KEEP YOUR SEAT as long as ye KEEP DRINKING!
Ye jest cannot BEATE that – except with a BIG FAT STICK!
The PIRATE SHOW was only the FIRST of THREE Performing Groups
that Mistress Leenda & I enjoyed there on BOTH dayz.
Consequently … there are a BUNCH o’ PIRATE SHOW PIX here. HARRRRRRR!
Myne favorite PIRATE “CHARACTER”: THE STRUMPET!:
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As you can see
(at left & below),
the
Strumpet
has
GREAT
CLEAVAGE.
She’s just
a bit
…
TOO
HAIRY
!!!
LOL! |
| OhMyGawdess!!!
The
STRUMPET
was wearing
THE
SAME
SHOES
THAT
I
WEAR
AS A
WENCH!!! |
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For SOME reason … The Strumpet kept making me think of TODD WADE –
e’en though Todd’s never dressed as a Strumpet (to MY knowledge, anyway).
Must be the HAIR! – Yeah. That must be it.
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This
GREAT
SCOTSMAN
(check out
the BLADE!)
was there
both dayz
…
And told
several
quite lovely,
NASTY
SCOTSMAN
JOKES. |
Can you tell
WHY
this guy was
MYNE
FAVORITE
PIRATE
?!?!
I think
ye
CAN!!!
LOL |
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HEY!I’m a SPANDEX fan!!! |
I SOOOOO badly wanted to YANK this guy’z HAT OFF!!!
But. I behaved myne-dang-self!
The PIRATES frequently roamed about – on TOP o’ the Tavern Tables!
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Pirate
Wench
WITH
Skirt
…
(BTW: I think
she’s got the
SAME
PIRATE
BOOTS
as I do!) |
Pirate Wench SANS Skirt!
(There was a funny Bidding Gig to get her OUT of her skirt at the start of each performance.
If ye didn’t bid for the WENCH to lose her skirt, the CHINAMAN threatened to STRIP! Gag!)
The Pirate
CHINAMAN
was a
TERRIFIC HOOT
however!
He provided a whole
NEW MEANING to
“Ring My Bell!”
… OR,
“Bang The Gong”
for that matter! |
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Oh!The AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION BIT
was too … tooo … TOOOOO funny!
LUK! Even the Pirate Wench thinks it’s TOOOO funny!
While keeping the BALLOON … er … THINGY betwixt their legs … two male
contestants had to carry WATER in LITTLE PAILS from one point to another.
He who spilled the least water while keeping his THINGY in place WON!
More PIRATES ON TABLES BITZ …
This tyme, on OUR table!
Can we say; “Mistress Leenda had TONZ o’ FUN!”
I think we CAN!
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This COUNTER was (belatedly!!!) started in April of 2006; when I
FINALLY MANAGED TO GET the November 2005 TRF PIX POSTED! LOL
