Which is more ridiculous?

Using the defining event of hippy culture
for the name of a minor character in a comic strip,
a character who has gone on to earn
more money through merchandising
than your father made in his entire life?...


...Or the fact that the little yellow bird from Peanuts now shares its name with an event that symbolizes rape, riots and three-dollar bottles of water?




















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