Scores below.
1. You regularly use the phrase
"window
treatment".
2. Your kitchen drawer
contains a shrimp
deveiner, a mushroom brush, or a lemon
reamer.3. You know what a sconce
is.4. You have a pet named "Liza,"
"Gypsy," or
"Talullah".5. You know all the
words to all of
Barbra's songs.6. You've
never felt the need to use Barbra Striesand's
last
name.7. You know whether Rogers or
Hammerstein
wrote the music.
8. You've ever canceled a date
because it
conflicted with the Tony Awards.9.
You know the difference
between "seafoam"
and "celadon".
10. If you've ever been to a
professional
football game, spent the whole time watching
the
cheerleaders, and critiqued their
performance.
11. Your Christmas stocking as
a child
contained bronzer or a moisturizer.
12. Your Mother calls you for
Decorating tips.
13. The names Jeff Stryker,
Ryan Idol, Rick
Donovan, Danny Summers or Casey Donovan mean
anything to you at
all.14. You know exactly where you
were the night
that Judy, Ethel or Lucy died.
15. Special K means something
to you besides
breakfast cereal.
16. You talk in italics.
17. If you've ever needed a
massage because
you'd overworked your eyebrows.
18. You know a guy who swears
that his
brother-in-law was the admitting doctor in
the
emergency room when Richard Gere came in with
a
gerbil up his butt.19. Someone
says "How 'bout
them Bulls?" and
all you can think of are petite matadors in
tight
pants.20. You require two
syllables
to say
"please".21. At eighth grade
dances you
were the only
boy who danced with a Wonder Woman twirl.
22. You still can't get over
the fact that
'Sunday in the Park with George' lost out to
'La
Cage Aux Folles' in nearly every category in
the
1984 Tony Awards.
23. You know what Lyle
Waggoner, Sam J.
Jones, Christopher Atkins, Fabian, and Tommy
Chong
have in common.
24. You display in any public
forum a
reproduction of Michaelangelo's David.
25. You've ever trimmed your
pubic hair to
make your penis look bigger.26. By
the time the bus has
arrived at your
stop, you've given every other passenger a
"fashion
score".27. You'd sooner skip a day
at
the gym than
show up in a workout ensemble that just
didn't
match.
28. You're the only male
sibling in a family
of ten and grandmother left you the
Limoges.29. You can think of more
than
five uses for
a doily.30. You know who Dorothy
Gale
is.
31. You've ever bought a pair
of jeans
because they gave you a nice
"basket,".32. You've ever turned
when
someone yelled
"Hey, Mary!".
33. You've sworn to never get
drunk again and do your Bette Davis
impersonation.
34. You used adverbs before the
age of two.
35. The idea of a car-parts
store with the
name "Ellis the Rim Man" makes you
giggle. 36. You've ever
coifed so aggressively you drew
blood.37. You've ever sent
anything
in black latex
as a gift.38. You've ever asked
for a
sweat towel at
the gym, but accidentally said "cum rag"
instead.
39. Your home decor encompasses
more than one
kind of Chippendale.40. You've
ever entered a house
and audibly
admired the wainscoting.
41. You know all the words to
the Theme from
Wonder Woman.
42. You say the words "fierce"
or "fabulous"
more than 10 times a day.
43. You refer to all your male
friends as
"She" and "Her".
44. Your Barbie collection takes
up a whole room.
45. Your dog is smaller than a
bread box.
IF YOU
ANSWERED YES TO:
More than 40 - Queen
of the Ball (and you Must live in
NYC!) More than 35
- Queenier than Richard Simmons
More
than 30 -
Sassier than Rip Taylor More than
25
- Openly gay as Nathan Lane!
Less than 24 - Honey, you're not
hanging out
with the right people!
Pass this on to all your
Friends!
E-Mail Me!
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