A Bulldog, a Seminole, and a Gator were walking together and came across a magic lamp, and out popped a genie. "I will give you one wish apiece," says the genie. The Bulldog said "I'm studying to be a farmer. I want 1,000 acres of the most fertile farmland in the world and I want it to remain fertile forever."

"Your wish is granted," the genie said.

The Seminole was amazed and looked at the genie said: "I don't want any outsiders coming into our precious city. I want a wall around Tallahassee, to keep undesirables out."

The Genie said: "Your wish is granted."

The Gator was also amazed looked at the genie and said, "I'm curious, tell me more about this wall."

The genie said, "It's 250 feet high, and 50 feet thick, no one can get in or out."

The Gator says, "Fill it up with water."

Two FSU fans boarded a shuttle flight out of Miami for Miami. One sat in the window seat; the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Florida fan got on and took the aisle seat next the FSU fans. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the FSU fan in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the Florida fan, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the FSU fan picked up the Florida fan's shoe and spit in it.

When the Florida fan returned with the coke, the other FSU fan said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too?" Again, the Florida fan obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the FSU fan picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Florida fan returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Miami. As the plane was landing. When the Florida fan slipped his feet into his shoes he knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" the Florida fan asked. "This enmity between our peoples? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

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