My name is
I’m 17 years old, and I live in Augusta “Disgusta” Jo-Ja. I am defender of all that is smurfey and mortal enemy of the Evil Jell-O Creature. One day I hope to return to my home planet of Zoron. Ah Zoron, a most beautiful planet. Oh how I long for the days when once again I can frolic carefree and inhumanly happy in the lush meadows of Zoron’s countryside. In Zoron there is no war, famine, crime, pain, or Olson twins. But alas, I was exiled from my native land because I refused to worship The Evil Jell-O Creature. The Evil Jell-O creature overthrew the Zoronican government and forced the people of Zoron to conform to his warped ideals of normality. He is a most evil totalitarian dictator. He’s best described as a cross between Hitler and Bozo the clown. He is pure evil. Ummmm...yeah.
I am an o so cool mutt girly (Mutt Power!). I’m not a scientist, but I worship one on TV. Yes you guessed it! I'm an X-Phile. Gillian Anderson rules, and anyone who challenges my supreme judgement shall be put to death! “Don’t think! Just pick up that phone and make it happen!- Scully. You’ll have to excuse me, I have a rare condition, I on occasion blurt out random Scullyisms. Sadly there is no cure. FIGHT THE FUTURE!
Sailor Moon is the bestest cartoon in da world.
The Thunder Cats also rule. I was once a Thunder Cat. I got kicked out because
I wasn’t a felion/human hybrid. Bunch a damn close minded fuckers! But
oh well, I don’t need them.
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