Member Name: Al Gore
Location: Washington, D.C.
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Married
Hobbies: What??? O, is that what u do to have
fun? I don't do that kind of stuff.
Computers: I am one.
Occupation: Saying things to help me become
president, but really just makes me lo
like a moron.
Personal Quote: "I invented the internet."
Member Name: Bill Clinton
Location: Washington, D.C.
Sex: All of the time!!!
Marital Status: I'm married (but if you are a female,
I'm SINGLE!)
Hobbies: No comment.
Computers: The one that my Vice-President uses.
Occupation: Trying to be a president, but to
tell ya' the truth, Hilary is the one
that is really in charge.
Personal Quote: "I did not have sexual relationships
with that woman." "I never did
inhale." "Hey pretty ladie. You wanna
job? If you come into my office I can
give you plenty of jobs..."
Member Name: Fidel Castro
Location: Superior-Grand-Master-Country-Cuba
Sex: I leave that to the American Fascist
Pig-dogs. HA HA HA!!!
Marital Status: HA! Like a
dictator of
Grand-Master-
Superior-Cuba has time for a
wife.
Hobbies: Threatening America because for some
reason they steal my citizens away
from me.
Computers: What kind of stupid American fascist
pig-dog question is that?
Occupation: Dictator of Cuba.
Personal Quote: "Send him back to Cuba." "Why do you
want to leave grand-master country of
Cuba to go to Fascist Pig-dog
Americans?" "I'm not such a bad guy
if you give me a chance." "DIE!!"
Member Name: Janet Reno
Location: United States of America
Sex: Female & a %$#@*
Marital Status: That is such a depressing question.
Hobbies: Picking on small children that almost
died getting into America.
Computer: Out of all questions you could ask,
that is the best one you can come up
with?? I should kidnap you as well
for being so pathetic.
Occupation: Attorney General
Personal Quote: "Show no mercy."
