I did not do it in a car;
I did not do it with a cigar.
I did not cause her dress to stain;
I did not bomb Saddam Husein.
I did not do it with Sox, the cat;
I may have once with Arafat.
I tried it once with Margaret Thatcher;
I chased her 'round, but could not catch her.
I did not do it with a whip;
I have not fondled Linda Tripp.
I did not get beyond first base;
I did not do it in her face.
I did not know this little sin;
Would be retold on CNN.
I broke some rules my mama taught me;
I tried to hide, but now you've caught me.
I do implore; I do beseach;
Do not condemn: do not impeach.
'Cause although I got a little tail;
I never, never did inhale.
