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I'm Good At Being Bad

I'm Good at Being Bad
TLC
Fan Mail
Laface Records
Dir. Shawn Anderson

New York City, Times Square. Daytime. December 31, 1999.

(Crowd outside waiting on the side walk for tonight's event) News Reporter on the Street: As you can see, people are already lined to see the ball drop for the last time this century...

Bahamas, Beach House Resort. Daytime. December 31, 1999.

(A man is holding a portable TV watching the news report, as he sits in his lounge chair on the beach. Next to him is his woman, named Ms. Duboi', played by Rozonda, and she is wearing a white bikini with a White cover up, and a white Sun hat. They engage in conversation, and Ms. Duboi tells her man that she is glad she is spending her time here and that the world is good, nothing can go bad here.)

News Reporter on the portable Television: ...Seems that the Y2K is not holding anyone down as this becomes one of the biggest events this year...

MS. DUBOI: I am so glad you are here Honey... (echo, Honey honey honey....)

Intro/ Verse 1: "Sunny Days..."

Ms. Duboi (played by Chilli) is holding a flower to her face smiling, and gives a small giggle. She starts singing, and the camera moves across clear blue white sky, the sun is shining, and the birds start to chirp as they fly in the wind, Ms. Duboi is laying in a lounging chair holding the hand of her man, she looks at him and gets flashbacks of them holding hands on the beach, walking as the ocean moves across there feet. Ms. Duboi looks at him again and starts to move towards him to kiss him. As the two move closer..

A HUGE DOME OBJECT (SPACE CRAFT) DIVES OUT OF THE WATER WITH A MIGHTY BLOW!

Hook: "I Need a Crunk Type Nigga..."

Ms. Duboi and her man (in slow motion) turn towards the huge boom in the water in shock and her hat is blown away by the Impact of the burst. The man's portable TV falls to the sand . The blue sky has become dark and the Huge Circular Dome moves up to the sky. Beams of Light comes out of the dome and all the electronic gadgets at the beach house come electrified. The portable television is electrified and shows a image gothic alien looking female in the shadows and she is singing.. All flashes of lights on her face show her alien features. Everyone in the Beach house runs for cover.

Chorus: "Nigga you must be Crazy, what you going to do with a Bitch like me..."

The Dome is above the waters, Whales and dolphins jump up in the air in a huge manic. An the Dome opens up to morph in a huge elaborate Concert stage, just more alien. The lights shine on the Three alein computer animated women, (much like in Waterfalls) Each one of the aliens are playing an instrument.

On a high part of the stage sits " Alien Chilli" at the drums, which are very futuristic and alien, most of the drums re floating with no support. Down on the stage level is "Alien Left Eye" on the left playing a electronic keyboard, which lights up with every key she strokes with her fingers. Then on the right lies a futurictic Microphone Stand and standing behind it is "Alien T-Boz" with a huge Guitar. It is silver and Gold, Yet it looks like liquid metallic. They are performing the song and playing the instruments like a Huge rock star!

The computer animated alien TLC females are wearing Eye Masks that looks like it is part of there skin. Only Left Eye has a light up eye patch on her left eye. There skin is blue, just like on the Fan Mail Cover, and they wearing Black, Blue and Silver tight alein outfits, which look much like there skin. The look way taller then the actual TLC, and they seem semi-reptile, yet Very Sexy!

"I love to love u baby.."

The Stage Closes back to the spacescraft and an the walls of the ship shows a hologram image of a map and the location of the real TLC.

Verse 2: "Sorry I turned you out..."

New York City, Fancy Restaurant (a few blocks away from Times Square.) Night Time. Dec. 31, 1999.

Tionne (real T-Boz) is in a gorgeous Gown and sitting down at a beautiful table. Her man is on his knees,and he looks like a real scrub. He is holding her hand, which she holds on her finger a beautiful diamond ring, I mean this ring is huge. She is singing the verse, and she gives back the flowers and the candy to him, but pulls back her hand to hold her diamond necklace she gave him a while back while showing the the hand that has the new ring. She doesn't plan on giving it back to him. (quick scene of crowd at night at Times Square.) Lisa (real left Eye) and Lorenzo and Rozonda (real Chilli) and Dallas are also looking glamorous in there beautiful gown and they are dancing on the dancing on floor close to where Tionne is. They are singing backup while they are slow dancing. Lisa looks at them and says "better keep that girl". (referring to the ring on Tionne finger.) (quick scene of spaceship coming towards the fancy restaurant) You can see all the fancy black people dancing and strolling on the dance floor in there dresses and tuxes as well as the Corny white old men polka band in the corner with there old time instruments. Tionne looks at the guy saying, "never will, never will." and BOOM!

THE ALIEN STAGE CRASHES THROUGH THE BALL ROOM!!!!

Hook: "I Need a Crunk Type Nigga..."

The alein TLC is rocking in there instruments as the ballroom becomes half a Concert Stage, everyone runs in slow motion to get out of the way. The Old guys look so funny running away as the alien TLC leaves there instruments, (actually the guitar stays still in it's own place floating in the air.) The Alien TLC move toward the middle of the floor, as everyone runs, they are standing on the floor as the earth TLC girls leave there guys to approach them. Each girl is looking at each other face to face, THEN...

Chorus: "Nigga you must be Crazy, what you going to do with a Bitch like me..."

It's Morphing Time... The alien TLC morph to liquid and rush towards the real TLC's chests'. Soon the aliens covers each member with metallic liquid and the aliens combine into each human girl and TLC has new outragoeus alein clothing. Once the elaborate morphing of liquid and light is finished, the Earth TLC have become half alien, now in new alein/futuritic outfits a little different, more baggie, and no blue skin or eye masks. Not computer animated, but real.

"I love to love you baby...":

TLC runs back to the alien stage/spacecraft. pushing people out of the way, T-Boz sees her scrubby guy, and she smiles at him and throws him the ring. The stage closes and morphs back in to the Dome/spacecraft, backing up out of the destroyed wall, and it flies away as the people look at the massive hole in the ballroom.

Third Verse:"Every night I touch myself..." The New human TLC grasp the instruments meant for them, and the walls show a holograms and visions of good men, The visions represent there dreams as the girls look at them while touching themselves in a nice and sexy caress. Then there is a shot of Times Square, and everyone is celebrating the new millennium. The Ball is on top of the building, and above it flies the Circular Alien Dome, and out of the pockets flies TLC and many virtual robotic women on cyber bikes, and they go down towards the crowd like a group of bees.

Left Eye's Rap:

Lisa in in the center with the T-Boz and Chilli on the side of her. The Bike scenario is real fast and computer generated, much like how Star Wars did the "POD RACING SCENES". She has a guy on the back of her bike, and she is caressing him while rapping, and the rest of the girls are throwing small round pellets to the crowd that blows up sides of buildings yet showing beautiful sparkling fireworks. At the end of the rap she pushes the guy into the crowd.

Chorus: "Nigga you must be Crazy, what you going to do with a Bitch like me..."

TLC AND THE FEMALE VIRTUAL ROBOTS ARE DANCING IN THE STREETS.

"I love to love you baby...":

THE GIRLS OF TLC TELEPORT TO THE TOP OF THE BUILDING WHERE THE BALL IS AT. THEY HAVE EARLIER ATTACHED A BOMB TO IT, WHEN THE BALL DROPS ON 2000, BOOM!

END:

TLC: Ha ha ha ha ha
Lefteye: That's right, Watch out there now, You can't handle
T-Boz: Huh huh, So what you gonna do
What you gonna do wit a bitch
(The Bomb is connected to the Ball, if it falls down on Jan. 1st 2000, the the building will blow.)
A bitch like me nigga (huh) (BALL AT 11:57)
A bitch like me nigga (BALL AT 11:58)
A bitch like me (BALL AT 11:59)
A bitch like moi! (BALL AT 12:00)

(BLACK SCREEN)

Email: tlcvirtual@aol.com