I have to add a warning on here. If you're into Hanson respect, or have ever uttered the phrase: "Taylor would never do that!", you better leave. Now. This story doesn't really have sexually explicit content, but it does involve sex. And swearing. And drugs. And all that other good stuff. You have been warned.
[one: oooooooh! sesame street!]
[two: uh, Iwaswonderingifyou'dliketogoseeamovielater?]
[four: mom! ike smokes pot! he’s a pot addict! he smokes pot!]
[five:whoever the hell that was, shut the fuck up!]
[six: these vampire mothes are trying to kill us all!]
[seven: by the way, thanks for buying the whipped cream and sun tan lotion, we were running low.]
[eight: for God’s sake, you stole a refrigerator and you can’t steal a brick!]
[ten: whores of people, everywhere!]
[eleven: damn johova witnesses.]
[twelve: that's one pretty ass man.]
[thirteen: have you been impersonating gypsy girls again?]
[fourteen: i don't want to know if i have problems of a sexual orientation!]
[fifteen: yeah, the cars are nice, but she got nine hundred and ninety five dollars more than me!]
[sixteen: he's also in grief. she was his lay too.]
[seventeen: you get to be subzero, and you get to be scorpion, and what do i get to be? pond frog.]
[eighteen: i thought it was odd that you looked like you were about to kiss me hello.]
[nineteen: hey, watch it with my man! he’s my man!]
[twenty: yeah, well, at least i'm not a pathetic bastard that isn't even getting any.]
[twenty one: you scandinavian bastard!]
[twenty two: hop on board my magic log!]
[twenty three: cate! you're not wearing any clothes!]
[twenty four: watch your mouth, you gay scandinavian bastard!]
[twenty five: well if being gay involves checking out guys, i’m not being gay anymore.]
[twenty six: by twelve, you should have realized that shopping carts are not freebies.]
[twenty seven: damn! dana was a bigger slut that I thought!]
