Top 10 reasons why this page ain't so great (By Thomas Servo)
10. My arms don't work... so how am I typing this?
9. Crow ties up the computer playing "boogers."
8. Mike crashed the SoL into the Hubble again, throwing all our computers off line.
7. Forrester stopped paying our AOL bill.
6. Frank pushed the delete button by mistake.
5. I was too busy sorting my underwear collection.
4. Joel came back to visit.
3. I had the nightmare that I was filled with candy and people kept shoving change into me, making me vomit gooey candy spheres.(gum to you laymen)
2. I had to wait for Torgo to deliver my pizza.
1. I was too busy dealing with moltar.
10. His cool li'l race car.
9. When he sings those snazzy musical numbers.
8. Scamming Mike out of money.
7. When he's able to look at his own rear end.
6. His underwear collection.
5. The SoL blender (nobody drinks from Tom's girl!)
4. Creepy Girl.
3. Tibby.
2. A date with Gypsy.
1. When Crow gets a "time out."
10. When he's forced to cross-dress.
9. When Crow outsmarts him.
8. When someone drinks from his girl.
7. When Gypsy dumped him.
6. Comedy Central.
5. Being transported to an alternate reality.
4. The Power Steves.
3. Not knowing who Merrit Stone is.
2. Having his head explode (usually when trying to figure out Merrit Stone and his relation to the universe).
1. Those *&%^#\@$!! experiments.
10. The Power Steves.
9. Picking on that wimpy MONAD Satellite.
8. The comic book "Here Come the Big People."
7. His hair, calf, and hinder implants.
6. Chatting with Pearl.
5. Earth Vs. Soup and all the splendor and glory that comes with it.
4. Logging on to the Information Superhighway (at Crow@biteme.com)
3. Estelle Winwood (she's rooty-toot-toot! I'll bet she smells like Juicy Fruit)
2. Kim Catrall! She rings his bell! Kim Catrall!!!!!
1. When he gets to decide "who lives and who dies."
Crow T. Robot's Top 10 Least favorite things
10. When Tom Servo spits at him.
9. Getting a wedgie.
8. Not being able to log onto the information superhighway.
7. Having to give essays on the experiments they've seen.
6. Potatoes instead of Stuffing.
5. The fact that "Earth Vs. Soup" was only released as a trailer and without giving Crow any credit.
4. Those creepy hexfield viewscreen clowns.
3. Those *(&^$%\@#~!! experiments.
2. When no one cleans his load pan out.
1. Those "Time outs" Joel and Mike always give him.
Gypsy's Top Ten favorite things
10. Turning the oxygen off and having a heart to heart chat with Joel or Mike.
9. Her many pinking shears.
8. Not really being involved in some of the lame-brained stuff the others do.
7. She's too busy running the higher ship controls to watch those lousy movies.
6. Tasty RAM chips.
5. Her one woman show.
4. Despite it all, Mike, Joel, Crow, Tom, and Cambot. (and Magic Voice)
3. Richard Basehart
2. Richard Basehart
1. Richard Basehart!!!!
Gypsy's Top Ten Least favorite things
10. When she's thought of as stupid, just because her mental capacity is utilized mainly in the care and control of the Satellite of Love.
9. Pearl Forrester (Gypsy's tempted to call her a word that rhymes with b*tch).
8. Being used as the umbilicus for those stinky Mads.
7. Coughing up horrible drek.
6. Having to take part in some of the zany antics occurring on the SoL.
5. Tom's performance in "Supercalifragilisticexpialiwacky."
4. When she watched an experiment and the others were talking through it.
3. When Crow sets fire to the ship.
2. When Tom Servo asks her out on dates.
1. When anyone disses Richard Basehart.
More to come (when I think of it)
Go back to the Hypno-Helio Static-Stasis!
Go back to my World of Insanity!
