"Making big money, killing important people." ~Dan Aykroyd
"...a father figure to me." ~John Cusack "Hey, if you want a father, I'll give you a spanking." ~Dan Aykroyd
"I've killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?" ~John Cusack
"...you kill him since you two are so close." ~one of those government guys
"Do you get dental with that?" ~Minnie Driver
"Thanks for the pen." ~John Cusack