All I Have To Give: Ghetto Style
Here we go...you thought I wouldnt make fun of a song would ya?! Well, GHETTO B STRIKES AGAIN! Ahem, sorry bout that. Anyways, I was listening to my CD's and I popped in the All I Have To Give Single and I realized that some of it was messed up. I mean, that most of it was corny but I still LOVE it. And I typed this entire thing myself, listening to the CD> I know I could have done the old copy and paste but I may be turning over a new leaf. NOT! I had to type it myself for the effect. So here it is...Ghetto Style!
(deafing singing)
Kevin: My name is Kev (duh sweetie) and I like the type of girl who can love me for me. The type of girl I can hold in my arms(ooo, ooo, pick me!) and give her all I have to give. And if your that type of girl, then your gettin all of my love(really? I havent gotten any recently...)
(my love, my love)
That's right baby(no, ur wrong!)
Brian: Hi, my name is Brian, but, uh, you can call me B-rok(oh like we dont anyways), cuz I'll be rockin your house(REMEMBER: 9 yr old fans!)! Ahee hee(that laugh is so...lame...)!! Nah, Im just playin. But, on the real tip(what? what is a "tip"), I like a serious girl, somebody whose, uh, gonna be smart, a girl who even, uh, likes to even go to school maybe(none of ur fans are OLD enough to be out of school...or to drop out anyway)
Nick: Yo Brian, stop lyin'(yeah! I mean...SHUT UP NICK!)
Brain: No, come on Nick, for real! I like a girl whose got a good head on her shoulders(and what else, Mr. Littrell!)
Nick: Yeah right. (I SAID SHUP UP NICK!)
Brian: Come on! (Is this the badboy side of BRIAN! HA! I KNEW I WOULD FIND IT!)
(my love..blah blah...lovely interlude)
Howie: My name is Howie D and this is How-we do it(howard, dont do that EVER again, why doesnt the rest of them tell him that's WRONG! Cuz Nick think's it cute...holy hell). I like the type of girl, that one day she'll become my wife and she'll make me breakfast, she'll make me lunch and my dinner(okay! let's stop it RIGHT THERE! For the love of God! It's the 90's! Make your own friggin dinner you crazy fuck!). I want bacon, eggs, pancakes, orange juice, mashed potatoes, turkey, guacamole, chicken....(right about now, Im sure you can imagine Nick droolin over two things: the food, and Howie himself(thanx lizzy!)Ugh...)
AJ: Yo yo yo, Howie, Howie Howie(I guess three is the magic number here...)Chill! Howie! (thank you AJ, Nick was flooding the studio)Yo, my name is AJ("and I love to say yo") and I like the type of girl that would let me do everything for her(you see? This is what Im talkin about! Talk to Howie about that AJ...wait, he's still ramblin on about food). Let me make YOU breakfast(yeah), let me make YOU lunch(YEAH!), let me make you dinner, baby(HELL YEAH!). Then after that, We'll just make it happen(how?! You still have 9 year old fans! I mean, I wouldnt mind, but REALLY...). You see Howie, that's ya gotta do it, man...Howie...H-Howie! Yo yo, D(like the boy's not standing NEXT TO YOU, glarin at you! Take off those damn sunglasse, for once boy!)
Howie: Yo(now you got Howie sayin it), why you gotta dis me like dat for(cuz it's fun and easy!)?
(more music and a lovely off-key AJ)
Nick:(I knew it would come to him, sooner or later! I wish they'd edit him out or somethin...)My name is Nick(Fat boy!), and I like the type girl that likes to go dancing(does she have to watch YOU dance...poor girl or whatever day it is). The type of girl that likes to move her body! The type of girl that likes to shake what her mama gave her(RED LIGHT! Where the hell did THAT come from! 9 year olds HAVE NOTHIN TO SHAKE BUT BABY FAT! Heaven forbid...)The type of girl that'll let me hold her hand(with pepper spray in the other) and then kiss her(here come Mr. Pepper Spray!), the type that'll let me take her to the movies and then kiss her(he likes the taste of pepper), the type that'll let me hold her so tight(what about the blubber? How's she gonna get through that!)and then kiss her...(pepper spray: FIRE 1!), and kiss her(FIRE 2), and kiss her(FIRE 3, oh n we're runnin out of power Captain!) and kiss her(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! hee hee)
(more music...blah blah...la dee dha...my love...whoo hoo...)
Brian:My name is B-rok and Im gonna always love you.
AJ: My name is AJ and Im gonna always love YOU(why does it sound like he's sayin it to Brian...God NO!!!!!!).
Howie:My name is Howie How-we doin sweetheart(HOLY HELL! I TOLD U NOT TO DO IT...*shudder* How gay can that get!).
Nick:And my name is Nick and I will always love you(as long as you have food).
Kevin:And baby(oh yeah...why havent i heard from him in awhile?! Oh that's right..he doesnt get to say much during ANYTHING!)and I just want to you to know, that I will always love you(good, i was gettin worried there...). Yes, baby(i didnt say anything)...No diggity(*LOL* It's lame but loveable)
(more singing and blah blah)
And there you have it. I thought it was funny...if you dont like it, suck it. *LOL* Peace y'all!
TAKE ME HOME!