BSB WARS

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...


*start transmission* There was a group of promising men who decided that it was their duty to save the world from the scum(and non-scum) of the universe. These people are the Jedi's of the musical world. They have come to fight and to win(hopefully) against all those characters out there and it wont be easy...*end transmission*


Okay, for all of the non SW fans, all this means is that this is a waste of space. Angel and I have dolled up the BSB into SW characters and given them names and all that junk. This is all in honor of the new movie...Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. hee hee, as Im writing this, Im wearing my SW slap bands with Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Jonn on them(if u have no idea who these characters are, i suggest you take a quick detour to www.starwars.com and if you dont know what a slapband is then please, get some help). So, your wondering how we came up with the Star Wars names. huh? (even if you didnt want to know, prepare for an explanation.) On the radio one morning, I heard the DJ's say something about a Star Wars name. This is the "formula": The first three letters of your name...the car you drive(and for the "little" people, the car your parents drive). Also, if you wanna know what planet your from, its the last medication that u took. We made up plantes cuz as pyscho as we are...we dont actually know what medication they took last.


Name: Kevin Richardson
Star Wars Name: Kev Toyota
Status: smuggler
Character portrayed: Han Solo of Coreilia
Planet: Lexio from the galaxy of Kentuku
Relatives: Brian Littrell (Bri Beemer)
Lightsaber color: blue
Ship: KaBoo Starfighter
Plans to fight: Qui-Gon Jinn


Name: Alexander McLean
Star Wars Name: Ale Expedition
Status: Alien
Character portrayed: Jar Jar Binks
Planet: Orlandon, from the galaxy of Floridia
Relatives: None
Lightsaber color: red
Ship: The Bone Breaker
Plans to fight: Chewbacca from Kadykkk

Name: Brian Littrell
Star Wars Name: Bri Beemer
Status: Jedi Knight
Character portrayed: Luke Skywalker
Planet: Lexia from the galaxy Kentuku
Relatives: Kevin Richardson (Kev Toyota)
Lightsaber color: green
Ship: The B-Rocker
Plans to fight: Anakin Skywalker(Darth Vader)

Name: Howard Dorough
Star Wars Name: How Corvette
Status: Droid
Character portrayed: C-3P0
Planet: Orlandon, from the galaxy Floridia
Relatives: None
Lightsaber color: rotating rainbow
Ship: D-Wing
Plans to fight: R2-D2

Name: Nickolas Carter
Star Wars Name: Nic Durango
Status: gangster
Character portrayed: Jabba the Hutt from Tatoonie
Planet: Jamo from the galaxy of Nyork
Relatives: None
Lightsaber color:rotating rainbow
Ship: The Sail Barge of Nickay
Plans to fight: Queen Padme Amidala

The Story


Kev Toyota met his friends through another friend who had connections to a small group of Musical Jedi's. At the time, Kev was workin at a amusement space station in the Kentuku galaxy. He immeadiatly left his job workin as Yoda and went to the planet Orlandon to find How Corvette, Ale Expedition, and Nic Durango. It was an unusual sight indeed. There they were: a droid, an amphibian thingy, and a big fat slug that wanted help to defeat the characters of SW. Kev, sensing that they needed help, called on his cousin, Bri Beemer to help the odd group. Together, they roamed the other galaxies to find their opponent, so that their strange desire could be satisfied.

Kev Toyota's Opponent

*start transmission* In one of the random systems that the group was traveling through, Kev got into a bar fight with a local by the name of Qui-Gon Jinn, who at that time was just a Jedi Knight. Qui-Gon was still a pretty good swordsman at that time but not good enough. Armed with only a blaster, Kev fought his best against Qui-Gon but was losing fast(surprised?). Qui-Gon was about to slit the beautiful throat of Kev Toyota, when he had pity on him and decided to challenge him on a later date. Kev took this a good thing, cuz now he could construct a loghtsaber of his own. His cousin Bri Beember is a Jedi Knight and helped construct a blue lightsaber. *end transmission*

Ale Expedition's Foe

*start transmission* This digruntled amphibian met his match while in the town of Mos Eisley on the planet Tatoonie. Ale, being the annoying Jar Jar type character, ran around the Cantina yelling, "Misa Jar Jar Binks!" when Chewbacca, a REALLY big wookie, busted in and said, "Arrrrrrrgghhhh, aghrrhhfh, rrrrrr, gggrrrr!" Which basically means, Death to that dude over there, making that damned noise. Well, Ale, got rather scared. He tried to run from the Wookie, but unfortnuatly, the wookie grabbed him and gave him an evil glare. Now, if y'all have seen the SW movies, you should know that Chewie is actually a really nice dude and he doesnt get really pissed unless somthing upsets him. Ah well, the REAL Han Solo(not kev) came in and calmed the wookie. Solo then translated the new few words from over-sized teddy bear(sorry chewie, but dont mess with my men!). Although, Hn had gotten him to settle, he was still blood-thirsty and challenged Ale to duel. And as the smuggler and the wookie exited, Han called out, "Its not wise to upset a wookie." *end transmission*

Bri Beemer's Match

*start transmission* Now, if you read the stats above, you would know that Bri challenged a little kid, Anakin to a fight. Well, it didnt happen like that, Im afraid. Anakin challenged Bri. Bri actually didnt wnt to start anything...he wanted to fight Qui-Gon but since Kev stole him, ealry on...Bri got stuck with baby-sitting. And now, your thinkin, "but a standard lightsbaer is taller than this kid, how is he gonna fight a Jedi Knight?!" Well, he isnt gonna use a lightsaber. Since Anakin challenged Bri, Anakin got to choose the form of fighting. and if you saw the damn movie like I told's ya too, you would know that Anakin is one hell of a pod racer...natuarally, the half-bit choose pod-racing. Bri has no idea what the *bleep* a pod-racer is, much less on how to operate the friggin thing. So, in regular terms: Bri is screwed. So, the two are scheduled to race, whenever I finish this story...so until then *end transmission*

How Corvette's Duel

*start transmission* Being a droid and not having very limber legs of that of a human, How was in no condition to fight a tiny "bucket of blots" like R2-D2. But before we get into all the nitty gritty(a phrase i picked up from my bio teach), Ill explain why the long time friends were so hostile to each other. They always fought with each other, but R2 crossed the line one day in an argument. R2 said that 3P0's mother was a half-droid whicj shouldnt have offended 3P0 at all, considering...he was created by Anakin. Ah well, 3P0's brain chip wasnt workin properly at the moment and got really pissed at R2. C-3P0 decied he had had enough of the gibbering device and wanted to fight with him in real combat. So, they were gonna fight in the virtual combat thingy which DID exist back then, Im sure. I mean, for god's sake, they had all that other cool junk, this HAD to be in there SOMEWHERE! Anyways, this thingy was to be hooked up to the two droids and in virtual reality, they would fight with figure created by themselves. This way, they were more limber and no one would get hurt....or WOULD THEY...*end transmission*

Nic Durango's tangle with the Queen

*start transmission* *L* Sorry, Im still laughin at my cleverness of makine Nick Jabba...ah ha ha...Alright, moving on. This is how Nic, the big fat slug thigy (called a Hutt, mind you), and the beautiful Queen Padme Amidala got into a little...disagreement. During the pod race, between Anakin and all thos other dudes(not Bri Beemer, yet). Padme wanted to talk to Jabba after the fight and got her way(as usual). She wanted to ask about the races and how they were formed and why he was in charge, yadda yadda yadda. Well, before she could say anything, Jabba grabbed her and started sweet talkin her. Jabba was only interested in 1 thing and that was Padme's body. Figures, I mean this is Nic for heavens sake. Padme, then, with her cat-like reflexes, got herself from the blob and brought out her blaster, all ready to shoot the thing, when he said to her, "Please do not shoot me, woman, if you do, i shall place a bounty on your head so big you wont be able to set foot in a civilized system(if you are a SW fan, you should reconize that line!!!)." Padme was enraged that this thing would challenge her, even with his life engdanger...so she relented...but not without a bargin first. She wanted to fight the thing and decided that it should be a race of some sort, b/c Jabba was too fat to do anything but eat. Padme suggested a race on speeder on the forest moon of Endor...a course full of trees and other big, thick things that could ruin a good race...ah ha ha...*end transmission* What is this? Star Wars?? Take me back to tha BsB!