HEY DEW....LET THE GAMES BEGIN..KEEKEEKEE

THIS JUST IN..DEWS FANCLUB

THIS PICTURE TAKEN AT THE STURGIS BIKER RALLY, AT DEATH VALLEY, DEW WE NEVER KNEW....NEXT, I FOUND THE LONG LOST PICTURE OF HER MAN, THE ONE SHE NEVER TOLD US ABOUT...I WILL KEEP YOU ALL INFORMED...

Now incase ya'll didn't know..theres a war goin on...i ain't talkin'no spanish armanda er nuttin...but..we got erselfs uh cowgurl..and she's a tryin' to convert "one a' aurs"..naw..i trid 'n trid..but she won't loose the country..so i agoina maker...yup..you heard rite..make er..

now..she has this here fascinashun with chickuns..

i don't know why..i'must be cuz she likes limpun chickuns..so i'm agoina blow her chicken to smitherines...yup..see...i got me some dinamite to do it too...

Now don't ya'll go gettin upset bout that chickun..cuz i have me a huntin license...and its good too..

and she has this here owbesshown with cawboys...look..them

men don't do a darn thing with cows...they play with the mean cows..but don't ya worry..cuz them cows are called bulls...i seen um in books..naw...them britches they er so tight that the men fall down cuz they can't breath anymore...

see that picture..its true honest...

and them cowbows are always so proud of them guns...you seen Jed Clampit..he hit a darn oil crude shootin with his...

so i am a figurin..if Jed could do it..anyone can..

'n when them a'cowboys start a drinkin..you ever seen them in a bar...their mothers would roll over in their graves..they should be ashamed..specially when a nice young lady walks by..why, they look like wolves..

n'when all is said n' done..they don't even member what they did the next mornin...guess that is a bonus for gettin to wear spurs..

i think that ol girl is a regular egg head..but i love her to death...

an we won't even talk bout that there music they listen too...